Okay so all my stories are kinda sad or drama filled or romance things and so I just wanted to do something funny.
This doesn't really take place in certain books but it's just very random.
There's a few curse words in here-just a warning.
I don't have anything against Twilight…trust me.
Disclaimer-blah blah-don't own twilight.
Bella- So Edward, can I meet your family?
Edward-Whatever gets you to shutup. Alice get over here.
Alice-What do you want.
Edward-I hate you and your damn visions!
Alice-Damnit Edward! You're so friggen annoying when you spaz on me!
Edward-This is Bella. She's the girl you saw me killing.
Alice-Ew her hair's frizzy.
Bella-I'm still here.
Edward-Bella, what'd I say about talking? Now Jaspers gonna want to eat you.
Bella-Crap. (Does Reba impression.)
Edward-I hate it when you imitate that talentless redhead.
Bella-That's my favorite show!
Edward-I wouldn't know I don't own a television or anything human-like.
Alice-Why am I here again?
Edward-To meet Bella damnit!
Bella-What's up with your hair man.
Alice-ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS IN AN ASYLUM. –pulls out hair-
Edward-What a psycho bitch.
A/N-yes I warned you about language.
I literally made this up as I was typing.
I'm just really bored
More to come! Maybe in the next hour or tomorrow-depending on my mood and considering im in the process of 3 stories.
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