Okay guys, here's Klavier's version. Much love and thanks goes to demonprosecutor for the idea!
If you haven't already, please read "10 Reasons Why I Hate Klavier Gavin" first.
Also, I'm sorry if this sucks. It's harder for me to narrate from a guy's point of view. And on top of that, it was just easier to imagine Ema ranting and complaining about Klavier XD
But I tried...
Please comment, critisize and review!
Klavier starts to wonder what it is that he finds attractive about Ema.
Why I Love Ema Skye
1) She hardly pays any attention to me, dismissing me as a "glimmerous fop." Nein…maybe that's a bad thing…
But it's a nice change from the shrieking girls who touch my sleeve and scream to their friends, "I touched his arm!"
2) She's very good at getting rid of my fans for me.
Especially when they end up at a crime scene we're investigating. I think she just doesn't like the competition for my attention.
"Stop bringing your fangirls to my crime scenes!"
"I realize you're jealous of all the attention I give them, Fraulein, but you don't need to scream at me so."
"I'M NOT JEALOUS!!" she yelled indignantly. She then proceeded to throw one of her snacks at me and stormed off in the opposite direction, destroying the crime scene in the process.
3) She's terrified of motorcycles.
She had no choice but to ride home with me one night and I could feel her arms tightening around my waist the faster I drove.
Needless to say, I went 30 miles over the speed limit the entire way.
4) She's so cute when she blushes.
That wasn't why I asked her to dance, though. But I was surprised she accepted.
Even from my spot on the stage, I could see her cheeks turn pink. And when I told her she looked beautiful while we were dancing, I could feel the heat radiate off of her face as she stuttered, "W-What?"
5) She secretly loves my music.
But she wouldn't be caught dead admitting it, especially to me.
I did catch her singing to "Guilty Love" one morning, though, when no one else was in the office yet.
"You have a beautiful voice, Fraulein. Did you ever consider joining our band? We could use a female vocalist."
She managed to knock down a bottle of fingerprinting powder in surprise, littering the floor with its contents.
"Ack! When did you get here?!"
"In time to hear you singing. But I thought you didn't like our band, Fraulein."
"I wasn't singing! I was…uh…clearing my throat…"
6) She's quite adorable when she's flustered.
When we were leaving the dinner and dance, I grabbed her arm to keep her from tripping over a cord. She twitched and I saw her blush. But a moment later, she slapped my arm away.
When I asked her if she was okay, she stammered a yes and hurried away.
She's so shy…
7) She's quite feisty if she's agitated, which is for some reason, charismatic in my eyes.
One of the officers had slacked off on the job and as a result, the crime scene had not been left untouched. I don't think I need to mention Ema's reaction.
But someone whispered (not quietly enough) to the person next to them, "I think she's PMSing.
Ema whirled around and yelled loud enough for the entire department to hear, "I AM NOT PMSING!!"
8) She likes to play hard to get.
And she stubbornly refuses to admit that she is secretly attracted to me. She nearly slapped me once when I said, "Admit it, Fraulein. You like things better when I'm around."
9) Her brilliant scientific investigator skills.
Ah…who do I think I'm fooling?
I just like the time I get to spend with her as I watch her face light up when she discovers another clue at a crime scene. But she has a tendency to forget my presence in her excitement.
"Ah! Where did you come from?"
"Fraulein…I drove you here."
10) I know she likes me.
Because I kissed her, and she didn't slap me.