Razors.

A Sweeney Todd and "Kelly - Shoes" Crossover.

I do not own, the lyrics to "Shoes" I just changed the words to razors and party to kill and feet to hands.

This is just for kicks and giggles lol…. :D

Basically it is picking on Sweeney's razor fetish. XD


"Happy birthday Toby and Mr. Todd!" Mrs. Lovett exclaimed.

"A bottle of gin and a penny, thanks mum!" Toby smiled in adoration as he opened his gifts.

"Mr. Todd go ahead and open your present." Mrs. Lovett cheered, her eyes wide with anticipation as he opened his gift.

"What in bloody hell?" Sweeney said in his same monotone type of voice as he saw that all he got was a bird feather.

"What did you expect, razors?" Mrs. Lovett gawked.

"Nice present, Mr. Todd." Toby teased.

"Shut up" Sweeney spat at Toby.

"Grump." Toby called Sweeney.

"I'm gonna slit your throat you little rat!" Sweeney yelled in attempt to scare him.

"Stop fighting you two are men, for goodness sake don't you share the same manly thoughts?" Mrs. Lovett asked, annoyed with their arguing.

Razors. Sweeney thought.

Gin. Toby thought.

Sweeney Todd. Mrs. Lovett thought, eyes wide and gazing at the ceiling.

"Mista T where are you going?" Mrs. Lovett asked as Sweeney headed for the door.

"Out." Sweeney flatly stated.

"Probably goin' to get a whore or somethin' for a shaggin." Toby mumbled before he reached the door.

"Toby!" Mrs. Lovett scolded. "Mista T what are you gonna do with your life?"

"I'm gonna to get what I want!" Sweeney yelled as he stormed out of the pie shop.

"Christ." Mrs. Lovett mumbled in annoyance.

Razors.

Razors.

Razors.

Oh my God. Razors.

Let's get some Razors.

Let's get some Razors.

Let's get some Razors.

Let's get some Razors.

Razors.

Razors.

Razors.

Oh, my God, razors.

Razors.

These razors rule.

These razors suck.

These razors rule.

These razors suck!

Razors.

Razors.

Razors.

Oh, my God, razors.

These razors rule.

These razors suck.

These razors suck.

These razors suck!

I think you have too many razors.

Shut up!

I think you have too many razors.

Shut up!

I think you have too many razors.

Shut up!

I think you have too many razors.

Shut up!

Stupid boy.

Stupid boy.

Let's get some razors.

Let's kill.

These razors are three hundred dollars.

These razors are three hundred dollars.

These razors are three hundred fucking dollars.

Let's get 'em!

Um...this style runs small.

I don't think you're gonna fit.

I mean, your hands are kinda big.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, by the way bitch, FUCK YOU!!

FUCK YOU!!

FUCK YOU!!

FUCK YOU!!


"How Ridiculously stupid." lol those were my opinions but like I said, it was just for shits and giggles. lol

So yeah, please don't leave me mean reviews telling me how dumb and a total waste of reading it was because it was just a joke... :D

Check out the real "Shoes" video on you tube... it's quite catchy lol XD