A/N: Pre-Breaking Dawn. I saw a Wendy's commerical and it made me laugh and think of the Cullens. So this came to life.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Twilight or Wendy's. Though I wish I had Jasper and a frosty.


Edward sat next to Bella on her couch, hand in hers. They sat in a silence before she turned to look at him and spoke.

"Hey Edward you know that you and your family aren't vegetarians, right?"

Edward sucked in a deep breathe and put his arm around her shoulder.

"Bella, I know that all of us haven't stuck with our diet but I promise you; I won't hurt you and and neither will my family."

Bella let out a laugh.

"Edward, I know they'd nev..."

"But Bella if you change your mind about being one of us, I'd be beyond supportive."

Bella looked at him and rolled her eyes.

"Silly Edward, you aren't vegetarians, because your Meatatarians."

"Meatatarians?" Edward asked raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah meatatarians, because technically you get your blood from animals; which is meat. So meatatarians."

Edward let a small chuckle escape his lips.

"What?"

"Bella did you think of that all by yourself?"

"Why?" she asked.

"Because it's cute."

"No." she said in a spilt second.

"You didn't?"

She smiled and shook her head.

"Then Bella my dear, where did you hear it from?"

"A Wendy's Commerical." Bella laughed and Edward crinkled his nose.