"I don't know why you have to go see your stupid family." Sasori said, holding Deidara around the waist.

"Sasori no danna un, I'm only leaving for Christmas eve, I'll be back in the morning." The blond replied, kissing the puppet on the forehead as he was let go.

"Well alright, but you owe me."

"Alright un, love you." Deidara said, waving as he walked off.

"Love you too brat." Sasori replied waving back as he went back inside.

It was true, he did love him. The only doubt people would have anymore (besides him being a puppet) was that Itachi would enter his and Deidara's room most nights and stay until morning. It had been a little over a month since his birthday and special present, but he was still in love with the blond, despite a nightly threesome with his other younger uke.
He took a turn at the living room and went down the hallway to his. He figured he'd just work on his puppets for a while then go to bed, but was in for a nice surprise when he entered.

"Hey Sori' kun…" Itachi said, laying back in bed.

The raven was wrapped up in ribbons, most of them barely covering certain parts, as well as Santa hat.

"I-Itachi…why…why are you 'wearing' that??" Sasori asked while covering his nose.

"It's your present Sasori, what's one little night with me and no blond gonna hurt?" He replied, crawling up on his hands and knees.

'He has a point…' He thought, walking up to the bed. '…besides, this gives a me chance to try that new position.'

He climbed on the bed, greeted by Itachi putting the Santa hat on his head.

"You know Sasori, people usually have to wait until Christmas day to unwrap their presents." Itachi said as the redhead pushed him on his back and got on top of him.

"That's right, but I know neither of us can wait that long." The puppet replied before meeting the Uchiha in a messy kiss.

Itachi leaned back into the bed and wrapped his hands around Sasori's neck as the puppet pushed his tongue in his mouth. After a few more seconds the stopped for breath, though Sasori was quick to start sucking the raven's neck. He pulled off after leaving a small hickey and tugged at the ribbons wrapped around his chest and sucking his nipple.

"Uhh…Sasori…I can't wait any longer…please…" Itachi moaned, his point clear to the puppet.

He moved down, ripping off the few ribbons on his groin and grabbing the base of his cock, licking at the head.
Itachi let out a loud moan, pleasing the redhead as he began sucking the whole organ, Itachi bucking his hips so Sasori would deep throat him.

"Sasori!...I'm not gonna last much longer!..." Itachi moaned right before coming in the redhead's mouth.

Sasori spit the come into his hand, using it to lube up his cock before standing up and bringing the Uchiha's legs with him.

'What's he doing?' Itachi thought, tilting his head to look up at the smiling puppet, his arms resting at either side.

"I wanna try a new position on you, is that ok?" The redhead asked.

Itachi grinned and kind of nodded, Sasori grinning back and slowly pushing himself in.
He grabbed onto Itachi's hips and pushed in again, this time getting a loud moan out of him. He smirked and began slowly jack hammering into him, letting go of his hips on one side and stroking the Uchiha's cock.

"Sasori…faster…fuck me faster!!..." Itachi moaned, Sasori listening and picking up speed.

"Itachi…I'm almost there…Where do you want me to come?"

"Inside…Come inside me!!..." Itachi moaned as the puppet came inside of him.

Itachi came all over himself before the two collapsed with Sasori on top of Itachi. They stared at each other panting until Sasori kissed the raven.

"See Sasori? You don't need the blond to have a good time in bed."

"First off Itachi, the blonde's name is Deidara, and second, don't get too used to just us, because it probably won't happen too often." Sasori replied before kissing him again.

"Alright, but even with Deidara I'll still get to have sex with you, though having your undivided attention is nice."

"Alright, goodnight Tachi' kun."

"Hmm, goodnight Sori' kun."

#

"Man, glad that's over un." Deidara said to himself as he entered the Akatsuki lair.

Thought he wasn't expecting to come back until morning, his relative's fighting drove him out of the house for the night. So here he was, one a.m., home sweet home. At least he had his danna to look forward to, probably sleeping by now, it'd be a nice surprise for him. And the best part? No Itachi! He didn't mind having him around usually, but he preferred having his danna's undivided attention in bed, something he didn't get very often any more. When he did enter his and Sasori's room, he was greeted by mainly the same surprise as his seme, only reacting in a different way.

"You fucking Uchiha danna stealing mother fucker un!!" Deidara angrily whispered, reaching in his bag full of clay, feeding it to his hands, and molding a small Sasori out of it.

Even though he was whispering it was enough to rouse Sasori, who looked at the evil Deidara with wide, shocked eyes.

"Deidara! What are you doing?!" He whispered, trying to make sure Itachi stayed asleep.

"You think I'm gonna just stand around while this fucking piece of Konoha trash tries to fuck my danna un?!"

"Dei, calm down, you shouldn't kill him and you know it!"

"Fine danna, but you can forget about me owing you anything from before un!" Deidara whispered back before storming out.

Well this was a fine pile of shit.
Sasori carefully climbed off of Itachi, making sure not to wake him up, and got out of bed. He threw on his boxers and took off towards Deidara, who was crying while laying on the couch.

"Dei, I'm sorry, please forgive me…" He said, taking a seat on the couch and letting the blond rest his head on his lap.

"I'm just so pissed that I left for a few hours and you turned around and fucked him un!" He yelled, Sasori beginning to stroke his hair.

"I didn't mean to Dei kun, I just got in there and he was…well he seduced me, ok? I did learn that position I wanted to try works."

"Danna un, do you love him, or do you love me?"

"I love you Dei, I love you and nobody else."

"Then prove it un, tell Itachi that he can't come and have sex with us anymore."

"Alright Dei, because he means nothing to me and I'd much rather spend all my time with just you." He said, starting to get up.

"Wait, danna un…" Deidara said, Sasori sitting back down.

"What is it Dei?"

"Make love to me first, just to prove you love me completely."

Sasori wasn't gonna argue with that, as he moved so he was on top of the blond. He began to kiss him passionately, Deidara leaning into the kiss and letting Sasori's tongue in his mouth. When they stopped for breath they stared into each other's eyes, Sasori then moving and kissing the blonde's neck. He gently nibbled at the sensitive flesh, leaving nice purple marks before he moved to his chest. He lifted his shirt off before sucking his, tugging on the short bulb with his incisors.

"Danna un…" Deidara moaned as Sasori pulled off.

They met in a short kiss before Sasori turned around, still on his hands and knees, and pulled down the blonde's pants. He began by playing with his balls, working them in his hand and earning small moans. He then moved his head down and began licking the head, grabbing onto the base before taking the whole organ in.

"Danna un…lay flat on me please…"

The puppet followed his order, moving his legs down and letting them mostly hang off of the couch. Deidara pulled Sasori's shorts part way down and began licking the redhead's member, soon taking it all in.
The two soon became rhythmic as they sixty-nined each other, though Deidara knew he wasn't gonna last much longer. He didn't want to warn Sasori though, he knew he wouldn't mind taking a mouthful of his come. Speaking of which…

"Sasori no danna un!!" Deidara moaned as he exploded into Sasori's mouth.

Sasori swallowed and shifted to face his blond again. They met in a short kiss before Sasori attempted to lift the blonde's legs.

"Sasori no danna, wait a second un."

"Sure Dei, what is it?"

"How much do you love me un?"

"Deidara, I love you twice as much as I've ever loved anyone or anything before."

"Good danna," Deidara replied, raising up his hands an making the appropriate signs, "Now prove it un."

Sasori heard the big poof and felt as a Deidara clone was pressed against him.

"You're used to threesomes anyway, right danna un?" The clone said as both he and the original Deidara finished undressing.

After Sasori took off his boxers the clone gripped him around the waist and began kissing his neck. It didn't take long for the scorpion to figure out he was going to be the clone's uke, but he knew he'd still be the real Deidara's seme.
Sasori lifted up Deidara's legs again and positioned himself at his entrance as the clone did the same. He gently pushed into Deidara, leaning in to be closer as the clone pushed into him and leaned against his back. They began a steady rhythm thrusting, though Sasori quickly had to change that.

"Ahh, fuck danna un…faster!" Deidara moaned as Sasori found his prostate.

Sasori thrusted faster, Deidara bucking his hips so he would go deeper. The clone picked up speed too, quickly finding Sasori's very hidden spot.

"Fuck!!…" He moaned, getting a smirk from the clone.

The blond clone grabbed the puppet around the waist with one hand and on the shoulder with the other, starting to thrust harder. With the new assault on his prostate gland he new he wasn't gonna last much longer and would probably come before-

"Sa-So-Ri-No-Dan-Na-Un!!" Deidara screamed as he came all over the puppets chest and stomach.

The puppet stopped for a second before he restarted faster, only taking a couple of moments before exploding into the blonde's entrance. He collapsed onto the blond, still moaning as the clone kept up his hard thrusting, though it didn't last long.

"Fuck!…Danna un!!" The clone groaned before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"Sasori no danna un…I know you love me." Deidara whispered underneath of the puppet.

"Deidara…I know you love me too. Do you want me to go tell Itachi he can't-"

"Forget Itachi danna, just lay here with me until morning, let me lay in your arms as you lay in mine."

"Alright Dei, alright."