Save me from Writers Block!

Just a funny story I decided to write. Lol.




"You want me to do WHAT?!" I practically screamed.

"Oh Edward, please try being reasonable." Carlisle said, trying to calm me down.

"This is so stupid." I mumbled.

"It will only be for one semester of your first year at Alaska State University."

"Why must I do this? Do you hate me or something!?" I questioned him.

"No... I wouldn't be able to use Emmett or Jasper. They are a little more.. muscular than you, Edward."

"Oh, so you are saying that I would be the best-looking woman impersonator in this house, is that right Calisle?" I shouted again, jabbing a finger into his chest.

"Ow, that's gonna bruise..." He said, rubbing himself. "No Edward... It's only an experiment."

"You are a sick man. Did you know that?"

"I just want to see what girls are really saying and thinking once a male is out of their presence." He said, defending himself.

I growled.

"It won't be so bad... Do it for me... Please?" He gave me the pouty face. Damm his pouty face.

I growled again and nodded. I had been defeated. Carlisle giggled and started jumping up and down, clapping.

"Man, you are starting to act like Alice. I don't need two of her." I said, annoyed now.

Carlisle straightened up and we shook hands.

"School starts in two days. You go shopping and will do everything else with Alice, Rosalie and Esme tomorrow morning. Be ready to go by 9:00 AM. They will be excited."

"As long as Bella is with me then I am fine." He murrmured.

"Suit yourself."

And then I walked out of the room and into my own, to find my Bella sitting on our bed reading a book. She looked up at me and met my gaze. I sighed.


"He wants you to do what?!"

"That's what I said!!"

"This is stupid, Edward! Why did you agree!?"

"Bella, he did the POUTY FACE!"

"Damm that pouty face..." Bella mumbled.

"Look, it's only temporary. Just a few months. But hey, atleast we will still be together!" I said, trying to calm her nerves.

"I can't be seen with you, Edward! I will look like a LESBIAN! We just can't go out the whole time you are a girl!"

"God, I am gonna kill Carlisle." I screamed.

"No you're not!" I heard Carlisle scream from inside his bedroom.

"This is sick." Bella said.

"I know. It will be only 5 months. I went 108 YEARS without a girl. How much harder could it be?"

"I dunno, we will just have to wait and see then, shall we?" Bella said, seductively.

She leaned in to kiss me but stopped when she was about 1 centemeter from my lips. "Oh wait, we should start practicing your control soon.. how about now?" She winked and then sunk down into the bed and fell asleep in a matter of seconds.

I cursed under my breath and watched my stupid, beautiful wife sleep; while I sulked in my misery. This was going to be a LOT harder than I thought.

So I decided to make this a story. Hahah. What do you think?!

Good idea? Bad idea?