Bobby So Lovely


A ReBooted filk of "David Duchovny" by Bree Sharp


It's Friday night. I am curled up in my room.
The TV light fills my heart like a balloon.
I hold it in as best I can.
I know I'm just another fan.
But I can't help feeling I could love this sweet Guardian man!
And I can't...

Wait anymore for him discover me.
I got it bad for Bobby-so-lovely!
Bobby-so-lovely, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

On IM, they tell me,
"Girl, you know it's CGI."
But my heart beats faster
When I see my Guardian sweetie-pie!
Watching Mainframe for a sign.
The Net is always on my mind.
I'm waiting for the day
When those warm brown eyes meet mine...
In the form of …

Bobby-so-lovely floating above me
With the mechanical hum of the Zipboard of Love, I need
Bobby-so-lovely hovering above me.
Guardian 452, dorky but comely!
Bobby-so-lovely, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

So cute and so smart
I know his lines by heart
And I'm falling apart
Cause I think he's so hot
Though he's in love with Dot.
I'm online a whole lot
Wishing I could have my shot.

My icon's packed. I am ready for my flight.
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights.
Wish my system had a tear.
Cause, then he'd mend it and be there.
So I'd see his face, his eyebrows, and his sparkly hair!
Then I would say…

Bobby-so-lovely, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
Bobby-so-lovely, why you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
Bobby-so-lovely, I want you to love me
To mend and defend me. You're certain to win me!
Bobby-so-lovely, I know you could love me
My mind is a wreak- I oughta hang out with Hex!
Bobby-so-lovely, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

I'll be waiting…
Online…