Sorry if this is really bad but I am new to the website and I am not that good at writing since I am only er…
This is what happened when the Cullens (and Bella) went to MSN messenger.
In my opinion this is quite funny, it's the same ol' couples too so no changes with that. Sorry if this is really bad but I am new to the website and I am not that good at writing since I am only er…. '13' ;)
Oh yeah and a NEEK is a cross between a nerd and a geek (just encase you didn't know)
SexyBeast has entered this conversation
EmoKid has entered this conversation
DowntownGrizzly has entered this conversation
SexyBeast: er….. hi guys.
DowntownGrizzly: OMFG!! OMFG!! OMFG!! LOL!!
DowntownGrizzly: You called yourself SEXYBEAST haaaa in your dreams.
SexyBeast: I am sexy.
DowntownGrizzly: yeah to one woman who is dumb enough to like you, BELLA!
SexyBeast: Bella is not dumb she is extremely clever and I AM sexy, very sexy, I am sooo sexy I look like a God, just ask Bella.
DowntownGrizzly: That's right Eddie, just keep deluding yourself.
PsychicFashionista has entered this conversation.
BeautifulBlonde has entered this conversation
DowntownGrizzly: Yo yo man
BeautifulBlonde: OMG who is SexyBeast, you haven't just got some weird perv of the internet have you Emmett?
SexyBeast: Hey! I am not a perv.
DowntownGrizzly: Nah, that's just Edward trying to boost his sex appeal.
DowntownGrizzly: Cut it out Ed, your pathetic, you know that don't you?
JustBella has entered this conversation
JustBella: hiya vamps
PsychicFashionista: HI BELLA!
DowntownGrizzly: Greetings Pathetic Human
JustBella: errr……. Thanks
SexyBeast: BELLA!! I am sooooo pleased that you are online! Oh what a great day, my sweet love has joined us. Oh what a blissful paradise we are in, oh my sweet gorgeous, beautiful, kind, lovely, (not to mention insanely sexy) LOVE! I love you, ohhh……. I am filled with utter joy…..
EmoKid: Yeah jeez man I can feel it from here, it's like you're on drugs.
JustBella: OMG is SexyBeast Edward?
BeautifulBlonde: Yeah, sad isn't it, He should of called himself the nerdy geek who lurvs piano.
SexyBeast: HEY SHUT UP!! Slut!
BeautifulBlonde: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME NEEK!
DowntownGrizzly: you are gonna get beat for that NEEK!
SexyBeast: I am NOT a neek tell them Bella
JustBella: (hesitates) um…er….yeah Eddies not a neek
SexyBeast: BELLA! Why did you hesitate, my sweet love has betrayed me, Woe's me!
JustBella: no no no I haven't it's just that you know sooo much more than them, I mean you know way more languages, you actually READ and you are (apart from Carlisle) the cleverest Cullen. Sooo it kinda makes you a tiny weeny miniscule bit of a Neek, I am sorry Ed.
SexyBeast: I understand……NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
JustBella: Anyway, what were we talking about?
PyschicFashionista: About how Edward is a complete twat for calling himself SexyBeast.
JustBella: Well he is totally SEXY though isn't he guys, I mean seriously WOW!
PyschicFashionista: NO! Edward is totally square, unlike Jazzy who is just the BOMB!
BeautifulBlonde: Edward is NOT sexy and he never will be
SexyBeast: Ouch, that hurts…
DowntownGrizzly: Edward Cullen is the Ugliest Vampire alive, Not only has got an EXTREME lack of muscles but he has hair the colour of carrots for God's sake (eww) Plus he is a little innocent Naïve virgin who doesn't know a thing about anything remotely sexy!
SexyBeast: That has just totally battered my self confidence Emmett, I hope your happy. I never knew my dear siblings hated me so. MY HAIR IS BRONZE I TELL YOU, BRONZE! Oh well at least I still have Jasper on my side…
EmoKid: What Emmett said.
JustBella: awww I still think your sexy Eddie! Actually your more than sexy your super sexy. Don't listen to Emmett, he's just jealous of your good looks and sexy BOD! I love you SEXYBEAST!
SexyBeast: I'm SO HAPPY, I am sexy YAY I love you Bella. You're way prettier than Rosalie and don't you forget it.
PsychicFashionista: I have to agree, I am sorry you had to find out this was Rose.
EmoKid: What Alice said.
Beautiful Blonde: EMMETT! Aren't you going to do something!!
DowntownGrizzly: BRB I just have to go to the LOO!
SexyBeast: But Vampires don't….. Oh never mind.
BeautifulBlonde: I just wanna let you know that…… I HATE YOU GUYS (especially you Bella) OMG NO ONE ON THIS EARTH IS PRETTIER THAN ROSALIE HALE!! NO ONE! GOT IT! ESPECIALLY NOT BELLA!! Oh yeah and Edward, I am gonna get Emmett to beat you up.
SexyBeast: I look forward to it.
PsychicFashionista: Anyway where were we before Rosalie's little outburst?
SexyBeast: Praising Bella's good looks.
PsychicFashionista: Oh yeah, your totally gorgeous Bella, your not all fake like Rosalie, you've got what I would call, Natural Beauty.
EmoKid: What Alice said.
SexyBeast: You don't say much do you Jasper?
EmoKid: MUST REMAIN EMO!!
SexyBeast: I understand.
DowntownGrizzly: I'M BACK!
BeautifulBlonde: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU EMMETT
DowntownGrizzly: heheheh gulps
SexyBeast: BELLA IS THE MOST WONDEROUS CREATURE IN CREATION, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, CLEVER AND AN ALL ROUND NICE PERSON!! WE LOVE YOU BELLA!!
DowntownGrizzly: AMEN TO THAT!!
JustBella: Jeez, I didn't realize I had acquired a fan club.
PsychicFashionista: You deserve one.
JustBella: aw, you guys are too nice, I am not that great I am pretty average you know.
BeautifulBlonde: YEAH SHE'S AVERAGE!
SexyBeast: Don't you ever blaspheme like that again.
BeautifulBlonde: You guys are absolute NUTTERS, I can't believe I live with such FREAKS I am considering switching Coven.
SexyBeast: Good Riddance
SexyBeast: Let us return to praising Bella…
JustBella: No really Edward it's fine don—
SexyBeast: Oh Bella, I love you so much it hurts. Everyday you are in my thoughts, I can't stop thinking about you--
DowntownGrizzly: Yeah Especially when your 'pleasuring yourself' Eddie.
SexyBeast: SHUT UP EMMETT!!
DowntownGrizzly: will do…
SexyBeast: Anyway, I LOVE YOU BELLA, I love you, only you, just my sweet Bella, I love you soooo…………
PsychicFashionista: aww that is quite cute…
JustBella: OH I LOVE YOU TOO EDDIE-POO!!
SexyBeast: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!
Haaa I had fun writing that, I hope you enjoy it. Please Review. Go easy on me though, I am sorry if it's rubbish. ANYWAY!! See ya guys. I might write another Chapter if some people review, but there is no point writing it if no one reads it. BYE!