If I owned Twilight, I wouldn't be sitting in my house writing this. :) All rights belong to Stephenie Meyer. Oh, I don't own monopoly either :)
Hello! I hope you like this chapter, they might be a little OOC, but then again, they all are in my stories :) Thanks for reading! (BPOV) Oh, and it's after BD, so yeah. Bella is a vamp!! Oh, and this is my first story with Renesmee in it, so be nice plz!
"Oh my gosh!" Alice said, bursting into our room. Edward and I were on our bed reading.
"What is it now Alice?" Edward asked, folding the corner of the page on his book.
"Know what we haven't played in a long time?"
"Baseball!" I said, putting my bookmark into my book and jumping out of bed to stand beside Alice.
"Noooo..." Alice said, grinning evilly.
"Oh god! Alice! You have a sick mind!" Edward screamed, grabbing his head.
"What did you do?" I asked Alice, running to Edward.
"She wants us to play... monopoly."
"Monopoly?" I asked. "That doesn't sound too bad."
"You've never played it with us before then." Edward said, standing beside me.
"Is that a yes then?" Alice asked excitedly.
"NO!" Edward yelled.
"I'll play." I said, smiling.
"Bella, love, if you know what's good for you, you won't play."
"I'm a vampire now." I said, rolling my eyes. "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Last time we played, Alice threw Jasper out the window." Edward said, looking straight into my eyes.
"Alice! Why on earth would you do that?" I asked, turning to look at her.
"Because he was winning." She said simply, shrugging her shoulders.
"Oh. Well, anyways, let's play."
"Bella! You cannot be serious!"
"What's going on mommy?" Renesmee asked. She had finally decided to start talking all the time.
"We're playing monopoly. Would you like to play?" I asked, kneeling down to her level.
"No, Kimmy and I have a playmate! You already said I could go!"
"No sweetheart, that's tomorrow." I picked her up in my arms.
"Oh," she said, looking at me. "Then let's play!" A smile spread across her face.
"No, I absolutely forbid it." Edward said, crossing his arms
"Edward" I pouted at the same time as Renesmee said "Daddy" and pouted.
If there was one thing Edward couldn't stand, it was seeing his wife and daughter unhappy.
"Fine!" He said, throwing his arms up into the air. "Who else are we subjecting to this madness?"
"Well," Alice said, thinking. "Me, You, Bella, Renesmee, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, Carlisle and Esme." She said, counting off on her fingers.
"EVERYONE?!" Edward shouted. "No. No, we're not playing!"
"Yes we are." Alice said, glaring at Edward. Renesmee and I glared at him as well. Now his sister, wife, and daughter were all mad at him, so he caved.
"Fine, fine. Let's get this madness over with." He said, putting his arm around my waist.
We started down the stairs. In the living room, there was a large, oak table, with a monopoly board in the center. There were eight matching oak chairs, and a pink chair for Renesmee. The properties were on a turn table, and there was a steel safe on the other side of the table.
"What's the safe for?" I whispered to Edward.
"Let's just say Jasper and Emmett like to cheat, and Esme thought this would be the best way to keep it fair."
"Oh." I said, putting Renesmee down.
"I'm surprised Jake hasn't been here all day." Edward said, pulling out a chair for Renesmee and then for me.
"He's in Japan on a school trip. Remember?"
Ever since Jake had imprinted on Renesmee, he has been here everyday. It's almost quiet when he's not here.
"GUYS!" Alice screamed at the top of her lungs, cupping her hands around her mouth.
Like I said. Almost.
"Alice, what part of super hearing don't you understand?" Rose asked, emerging from her room with Emmett behind her.
"It's more fun to yell!" Alice said with a smile.
Esme came from the kitchen, and Carlisle came from his office. Everyone sat beside their partner, Esme sat infront of the safe.
"I will be banker and property manager." She said, smiling.
"I wanna be the dog mommy." Renesmee said to me.
"I'm always the dog!" Alice whined. Edward glared at her. "But I'll just be the shoe."
I handed renesmee the dog, and got the thimble for myself, and the hat for Edward. Rose picked the horse, Emmett got the bag of money, Jasper got the battleship, Carlisle chose the car.
"Aren't you playing Esme?" I asked, seeing as she didn't have a tiny silver figure beside her.
"No, I referee. Like baseball." She said, smiling.
"Oh." I said, turning back to the board.
We all placed our figures on the 'GO' space, and then fought about who got to go first.
"I do! I thought of it!" Alice yelled.
"No, I do! I'm the youngest!" We all stared at him.
"Uh, Emmett, you were never the youngest." Edward said to him.
"Oh, yeah, I know, I just couldn't think of any other reason."
"You know, we could roll the dice and whoever gets the biggest number goes first, then we move around the table clockwise." I suggested.
"Good idea Bella! We should have thought about that years ago!" Esme said from four seats over.
"Yeah! Let's roll!" Alice said. She and Emmett took one die each.
"Four!" Alice yelled
"Two." Emmett said sadly.
Then Edward and I took the die.
"Six!" I said, punching a fist into the air.
"One." Edward said, throwing the dice to Jasper. I threw mine to Rose.
"Three." Jasper said calmly.
"One?! This is rigged!" Rose yelled. She crushed the die in her hands.
"Rose!" Alice whined, then Esme opened the safe.
She took out a brand new set of dice, and took the crumbled one to the garbage after locking the safe again.
Carlisle took one die and handed the other to Renesmee.
"Two." Carlisle said.
"Five!" Renesmee said.
"OK then," Esme said, seating herself again. "Bella is first, followed by Edward, then Renesmee, then Jasper, Alice, Rose, Carlisle and last is Emmett"
"What?" Emmett asked. "Stupid dice. BLASHEMY I TELL YOU!"
"Whatever. Bella roll the dice!" Alice said, hopping up and down in her chair.
"Yeah sure. Here we go!" I said, letting the dice fall out of my hands.
This would be the weirdest, funniest, most dangerous game of monopoly ever.
Hehehe, hope you liked it! Sorry if this chapter wasn't all that funny, but the next ones will be. I promise. There will be... well, just wait and see. Anyways, Please please please review! It makes me really happy, and then I write more. Yay for people who review! You guys rock my world! Bai!