Hello! Yeah!...Yeah I'm bored and I don't feel like working to the Neji files or Remembering me cuz I'm lazy. And cuz I don't have any new reviews for them so yeah.

How the dates were chosen: I gave everyone a number and wrote the numbers on slips of paper. Put them in a hat and pulled two numbers. I swear that I did it and I did not redraw. And it's just freaky how some people ended up together.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Right now I'm devising a plan to get some friends in high places to help me raise an army of mutant Hamster bunnies that will concur the world for me...

The rookie nine, their teachers, team Gai and a few other people were crowed into the Hokage's office.

"Listen up! I'm only going to say this once!" Tsunade yelled. Everyone could smell the alcohol on her breath. "Were all going to participate in a blind date program!" She waved her arms in the air cheerfully.

Everyone in the room gasped. Some fainted. Others (Sakura, Ino) were actually excited about it.

"Um…Hokage-sama." Anko crawled through a few legs to reach the front of the room. "Are you sure about this?"

"Of course I'm sure! The sand siblings are going to do this too!" Tsunade sloppily tossed some papers aside. She was searching for her sake bottle. When she found it she opened it. Took a few drinks then pointed at some papers on the floor.

"Find the one with your name on it. Inside is your instructions and a number. You are not allowed to share your number with anyone. You all are dismissed.

Everyone followed orders. For most. This had to be the worst mission ever.

Pein glanced (soberly) at the 9 people in front of him. "Listen up you bags of crap. To raise funds for the organization we will be participating in a blind date program. No complaining. Grab the envelope with your name on it. And follow the directions. Inside you will find a number. Do not share this number with anybody. No get out of my sight."

Everyone in the Akatsuki was too stunned to speak. In a daze they followed their leader's orders.

"Kabuto-kun! You and me are gonna be in a blind date program! Doesn't that sound like fun?" Orochimaru was sitting in his throne like seat. He was giddy. Which creeped Kabuto out just a little.

"Yes Orochimaru-sama. It. Sounds. Like. A. Lot. Of. Fun." It took Kabuto a lot of effort not to make those last words sound sarcastic.

"Ooh I knew that you would agree! Let's go pick out an outfit to wear!"

"Yes Orochimaru-sama"

Sasuke pointed at a few pieces of paper. Karin and Suigetsu grabbed the one's with their names on it.

"Ooh! Sasuke! A Blind date! I'm soooo in!"

Suigetsu just looked from his paper to Sasuke. The kid had to be on drugs….

And so the stage is set! The dating begins!