Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own the plot, along with some members of the cast.

Chapter One: Accidents

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Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Humming lightly, she watched the people below. This one was too fat, that one too thin, that one's hair to lame, that ones hair to short, etc. A sigh escaped one of the two. "I know this must be difficult for you, but please be quick about it. Teens will be going to school soon and you'll need to teach your-"A frightening glower silenced the speaker. A small gulp. The sharp eyes returned to their task. Oh this was hard. Suddenly, those eyes caught sight of him. Black hair. Magnificent onyx orbs. Pale skin. A handsome face. Perfect face, perfect body features. Long legs. Toned arms. Yes, it had to be him. It was love at first sight. "Is that the one?" The previously silenced person spoke. A small, soundless nod. "Alright, just give me a second." A wave of a hand. A car, coming too fast, plows right in to the Godly figure. He's floats, weightless, in the air and looks like a fallen angel. A lick of pouty red lips. "Happy now? If he dies for even one minute, he'll be yours." A whimsical giggle.

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He groaned, trying to remember what happened. A car. He was hit by a speeding car! He shot up, looking around. "Goody! He woke up!" A very feminine voice squeals. He looks over, and feels his face flush. Long pink hair drifting over her shoulders. Sinfully teasing emerald eyes. A lightly tanned flesh. Red lips, that looked oh-so-kissable, quirked into a sexy smile. A tight black leather top, revealing ample cleavage and her shoulders. A thin waist visible, because the top might as well be a leather bra, with a little gem pierced through the naval. A black leather skirt that went to about midthigh. Fishnet stockings, Black boots that went to a little above her ankle. Black fingerless gloves are suddenly spotted as she reaches out and caresses the side of his face. The gloves go up to her elbow. He blinks as she slowly trails her hand down his left cheek to his collarbone. His school uniform top is unbuttoned! He jumps back. She pouts. "Don't be afraid, love. I'm not going to hurt you." She mumbles. "Explain him to me, Kakashi-Sama!"

A cloaked and hooded figure hovers behind her. He suddenly knows who that is. The grim reaper! Did that car kill him?! "Name, Uchiha Sasuke. Age 17. Attends Mitsurashi High. Lives with older brother and sister-in-law. Parents died in a plane accident about four years ago. He is supposed to be pretty smart, but he looks quite dumbfounded." The voice is calm, smooth. The girl blinks and approaches him. It's then he hears the people panicking.

He turns and watches as doctors and nurses try to revive…Him?! He freezes up as the girl wraps her arms around his neck and glances over his shoulder. "Don't worry, you won't die. You just had to die for a minute or two. Of course…" she trails and glides her hand down to his right wrist. A black bracelet forms there and a chain is dragging out. A matching one is on her left wrist now, the chain attaching the two of them. "That's as long as I needed. See you soon, love." She whispered before biting his ear and throwing him back at his body. He tried to yell something at her, but his soul plummets back into his body. His heartbeat returns. The doctor's pat each other on the back as he stabilizes and she smirks down at them. "Kakashi, go make the necessary arrangements. I'll watch over him." She muses. The hooded figure, known as Kakashi, nods and disappears in a puff of black smoke. She hovers down and sits beside him on his bed. Still the bracelet connects them, even though he is living again.

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Sasuke sat up and groaned as he held his head. He looked around. He was in the hospital. Had he dreamt up the reaper and the sexy young girl? He sighed and looked at his right wrist. There it is. The bracelet she put on him is still attached! He looked around again and a musical giggle echoed around him. He looked around. There, in a chair across from his bed, she sits. "Buenas noches, me amour. That's Spanish for good evening, and French for my love! Spiffy how I combined the two, huh?" She asked excitedly, floating over to him. He froze again. Was this girl really floating?!

"W-W-What are you?!" He screams, crawling as far away from her as he can on his bed. She tilted her head at him. "What are you?! What's with this bracelet?! Did I die!?" He yelled loudly. An eerie silence followed. She sighed and placed a hand on her hip. She then looked at him again, her eyes gleaming curiously. She then walked over again, and crawled on to his bed. She sits herself on his mattress so that her knees are resting near his toes.

"My name is Sakura, the oldest daughter of Satan. The man you saw me with earlier was Kakashi-Sama, my Overseer. He was sent to help me pick out a husband. You see, I am to succeed my father in tending to the dead and the sinners. In order to do so properly, I have to have a eternal mate. And I chose you, Uchiha Sasuke." She stated, slowly leaning up and pressing her lips to where his heart is. It's beating a mile a minute. She giggles lightly, feeling like she's kissing a fluttery baby bird. She then leans up toward his lips, close enough so he could feel her breath. "When the day of your actual death rolls around, you'll be taken to the Underworld and made my lover." She whispered before kissing him. And Sasuke was too stunned to pull away, too hypnotized by her words to pull away. It was dangerous to let her kiss him and he knew it. It was the kiss of death.

TBC

Yes, I am back. While working on Pets/it's sequel I came up with this little story. It won't be long (I think) and I did it worked on it when I had writer's block. Also, Sakura will be doing a lot of combination between Spanish and French. I'm taking Spanish and one of my best amigas' is taking French. And, if she doesn't mind teaching me a bit, I'd like to do that little mix up for fun! (Please, Yvaine-Chan??) So yeah, please R&R. Then I'll update. Until then!