Hey guys

Hey guys! Um. This is my AIM with the Cullens fic. It was written in honor of a few people, and if you're close to me you'll probably get the references… And most people are pretty OOC. Bella's still a human. 3, Katie.

TripsOnAir Bella

YouSmellGood01 Edward

DrMcSexy Carlisle

IMarriedMcSexy Esme

PsychicPixiex3 Alice

BipolarMuch43 Jasper

YouGotPwned Emmett

PerfectxBlonde Rosalie

Forks911 Charlie

PimptasticBeast Jacob

LonelySoul69 Mike

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YouSmellGood01: Hello, everyone.

YouGotPwned: EDDY! HOWDY!

YouSmellGood01: Hi, Emmett.

YouGotPwned: hows life?

PsychicPixiex3: that's ironic.

TripsOnAir: hi, edward!

YouSmellGood01: My lovely Bella! How are you?

YouGotPwned: She tripped on a rock and broke her arm. Carlisle's with her at the hospital now.

YouSmellGood01: MY BELLA!

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TripsOnAir: GOOD JOB EMMETT. now he's gonna go find carlisle. sighs i'll be back.

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PsychicPixiex3: what was that for, em?

YouGotPwned: theres nuthing good on tv now. i got bored.

PsychicPixiex3: hannah montana's not on?

YouGotPwned: stfu theres no football.

PsychicPixiex3: no football on hannah montana? there's basketball on high school musical!

YouGotPwned: i dont watch those disney shows. i watch manly stuff.

PsychicPixiex3: like camp rock?

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YouGotPwned: ROSIE. HELP.

PerfectxBlonde: Help you from...?

YouGotPwned: your sister.

PsychicPixiex3: -giggles- i'm teasing him about his disney channel addiction.

YouGotPwned: im not addicted to disney! IM NOT 12.

PerfectxBlonde: Please, Emmy, I know you were watching Hannah Montana when I walked in our room yesterday.

YouGotPwned: I WAS NOT!!1!!

PerfectxBlonde: Then why'd you turn the TV off so quickly?

YouGotPwned: I was watching. Uh. Porn?

PerfectxBlonde: Nice try. Maybe Hannah Montana porn.

PsychicPixiex3: i wouldn't be surprised if they made that.

PerfectxBlonde: Me either. And Emmett would watch it.

YouGotPwned: I WOULD NOT!

PsychicPixiex3: of course you wouldn't. rose is already blonde. like hannah.

PerfectxBlonde: I'd rather my husband not pretend I was a schizophrenic 15 year old in bed, Alice.

PsychicPixiex3: it could happen!

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YouGotPwned: ESME. TELL ALICE I DONT WATCH HANNAH MONTANA PORN.

MarriedMcSexy: Um.

DrMcSexy: Well.

PerfectxBlonde: Alice started it!

PsychicPixiex3: WHAT?!

MarriedMcSexy: Well. Emmett. We would still love you if you did...

YouGotPwned: WTF I DONT!

DrMcSexy: He is rather obsessed with that Disney Channel. You DID wanna go to that concert with those Jonam boys.

YouGotPwned: JONAS. JONAS.

PsychicPixiex3: LMFAO! maybe he watches jonas brothers porn!

PerfectxBlonde: ALICE. Don't even joke...

YouGotPwned: IM LEAVIN!

PsychicPixie: THAT'S A JESSE MCCARTNEY SONG!

MarriedMcSexy: And Emmett, I found that Savannah Montana cardboard cutout under your bed.

YouGotPwned: -growls-

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YouSmellGood01: I'M GOING TO KILL EMMETT.

TripsOnAir: -sighs-

PsychicPixiex3: JAZZY!

BipolarMuch43: hi Alice. what did I miss?

PsychicPixiex3: emmett watches hannah montana porn and has a cardboard cutout.

BipolarMuch43: okay. whatever he wants ... i guess.

YouSmellGood01: ...Cardboard cutout?

PerfectxBlonde: I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. EMMETT MCCARTEY CULLEN!!

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PsychicPixiex3: THAT SOUNDS LIKE MCCARTNEY. AS IN JESSE!

TripsOnAir: he's yummy!

YouSmellGood01: I will kill this McCartney fellow.

BipolarMuch43: Alice wanted a cardboard cutout of him.

PsychicPixiex3: HECK YES I DID.

MarriedMrSexy: You found them.

DrMcSexy: -sighs- Yes, yes I did.

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PsychicPixiex3: MY RAKE'S IN THE SHED, BUT MY HO'S STILL MISSIN.

YouSmellGood01: What rake?

PsychicPixiex3: OH HOT DAAAAAYUMM. THIS IS MY JAAAAM.

YouSmellGood01: Huh?!

PsychicPixiex3: LEMME SEE DAT ASS ROOOLLL.

BipolarMuch43: Alice, are you going Ghetto on me?

PsychicPixiex3: BITCH NIGGER STOP IT!

YouSmellGood01: I didn't find her. Carlisle did. Now Bella. It's bed time for the human.

TripsOnAir: -grumbles-

YouSmellGood01: I can promise you something you might like...

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YouSmellGood01: Well that was easier than I originally thought.

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PsychicPixiex3: HANNAH MONTANA'S ON! I MUST TELL EMMETT!

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BipolarMuch43: -sighs-

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Okay. So there you have it. Sorry if I offended anyone during Alice's Flo Rida explosion. Did you know Flo Rida together spells Florida?! I thought that was amazing!! Haha Brittany pointed it out. And every time I mention a song, I was probably listening to it. I don't know. Review, please!