What happens when Chrissy and Tash get slightly hyper. Neither of us really like Elizabeth that much. Since she always gets the guys. So we locked her and Norrington in a room to see what happened. And this is it.
A/N: THE CHARACTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OOC! Except for Tash and Chrissy because that is how we usually are.
Tash: We decided to lock you two in a room. And we are taking Will and Jack with us. And they are ours not yours.
Will: (tries to get up to save Elizabeth)
Chrissy: No. No way. Will stay here. We won't give you any gold.
Tash: Yes. Stay Will. You must suffer Elizabeth. Mwahaha!
Jack: I don't see what's wrong wiv' this.
Tash: Jack… Elizabeth is a backstabbing jerk. And she deserves it. I will give you a kiss and rum if you stay still.
Elizabeth: PLEASE NO!
Chrissy: Sorry Liz, but it's time for some punishment.
Tash: Exactly (high fives Chrissy)
Jack: Ooh. Wha' do we get t' do t' her?
Elizabeth: (screams like she's dying)
Norrington: (grins dragging Elizabeth with him into the room)
Elizabeth: (faint cries)
Tash: Have fun you two. We will be watching you.
Chrissy: So Will, you don't have a problem with this right?
Will: Uh, well…
Tash: No? Good.
Chrissy: (ties Will up and gags him)
Chrissy and Tash: (pressing their noses against the windows, looking a Elizabeth suffering)
Jack: (smirks while he throws his arms around the girls)
Norrington: (clears his throat loudly before he starts coughing and hacking) Excuse me if I may be so bold.
Elizabeth: No you may not.
Norrington: Elizabeth… You are a fine woman.
Elizabeth: (sighs and smacks her head against her forehead)
Norrington: And my position requires a marriage to a fine woman. I love you, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Uh….Okay… TASH, CHRISSY! I AM GOING TO GET YOU TWO FOR THIS!!
Chrissy and Tash: (laugh manically)
Norrington: You will accept my hand in marriage.
Jack: Do I get t' do anything cool?
Chrissy and Tash: Shh!
Jack: Alright, alright. As long as I get kisses from both of you.
Elizabeth: No! I won't marry you!
Norrington: YOU WILL!
Norrington: If you won't then I might have to do something to your dear Will.
Elizabeth: WILL! I LOVE HIM. (sobs)
Norrington: I don't care.
Elizabeth: PLEASE! WILL! I LOVE HIM!
Norrington: No. Why should I let you? Every time I said I loved you, you would ditch me for something.
Will: (mutters something between his gag)
Jack: Tash. Let Will go, he be kicking me.
Elizabeth: I don't like you, you pompous wig man.
Norrington: You don't like my sexy brown hair? It's cooler than Will's. Mwahaha.
Elizabeth: (looks grossed out)
Tash and Chrissy: (burst into laughter)
Elizabeth: (runs to the window and starts pounding on it)
Chrissy: (shakes her head) No, no. You don't get to come out.
Tash: No running!! She ain't gonna get out. Stay Jack or you won't get that kss.
Elizabeth: (whimpers) NOO!
Norrington: Kiss me!
Elizabeth: HELP MEEE! (runs around the room frantically)
Tash and Chrissy: (laughing more manically than before and fall into Jack's arms)
Jack: (grins as Tash and Chrissy kiss him on the cheek)
Chrissy and Tash: (blush and press their noses up close to the window to watch Elizabeth frantically run in circles)
Norrington: Marry me and kiss me, you know you want meh!
Elizabeth: (screams in horror)
Jack: Tash! Let Will go.
Jack: Oh shut it.
Tash: Will shut up! We will deal with you later.
Norrington: (throws off his navy jacket and swings it crazily around his head) OH yeah, I;m bringing sexy back.
Elizabeth: (screams like the wicked witch metling)
Tash and Chrissy: OH my goodness!! (rolling on the floor laughing)
Jack: (joins Chrissy and Tash)
Norrington: I know ya love meh! (He grabs Elizabeth and hugs her tightly)
Elizabeth: (screams louder)
Tash: Come on Elizabeth, you know you want him.
Chrissy: Shut up Will!
Jack: Shut it whelp! (conks Will unconscious with the hilt of his sword which was made by Will. Ironcially.)
Elizabeth: (tears out of Norrington's arm and jumps up on top of a table)
Norrington: Come back here my love!
Liz: No! Get away creep!
Norrington: I know you love my stockings.
Elizabeth: No! Go away!
Norrington: They're the latest fashion in London. Love them!
Elizabeth: Will! Will help me!! Tash, Chrissy! I hate you.
Tash: You could never hate us.
Chrissy: We are too cool to be hated.
Norrington: I love my stockings, don't you?
Elizabeth: No! They are like poop! (grows like an animal)
Norrington: More like sexy poop.
Tash and Chrissy: Come on Elizabeth! You know you want him!
Elizabeth: (huffs) This is NOT FUNNY!!
Jack: Yes it is!
Norrington: I know you love my shoes. I'm too sexy for my shirt!
Elizabeth: (cries with agony)
Norrington: OH, darling! Marry me now!
Tash: This is classic…This was a good idea. (high five Chrissy)
Chrissy: (nods her head enthusiastically) That was so funny!
Elizabeth: LET ME OUT NOW!
Norrington: Come back to me baby!
Jack, Chrissy and Tash: Nope. Not a chance.
Norrington: (takes off his shoes and shoves his foot in front of Elizabeth's face) Massage please. Elizabeth dear! Come to me! Come get sexy Norrington.
Elizabeth: NO I won't! And get your foot out of my face.
Norrington: Massage please.
Elizabeth: I SAID NO!
Norrington: (persistently) MASSAGE
Elizabeth: FOR THE LAST TIME I SAID NO!
Norrington: (wiggles his toes that were visible through his stockings)
Elizabeth: NOOO!! Tash! Chrissy! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Norrington: Massage, love!
Elizabeth: NO! TASH, CHRISSY, JACK SAVE ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Norrington: My toes need a massage right now!
Elizabeth: Mommy!! Help me!
Norrington: (sits down on the table next to her and smells his foot) Smells good.
Elizabeth: EWW! GROSS!
Norrington: It smells like peppermint. I heard peppermint was your favorite. (smiles seductively at her)
Elizabeth: GET AWAY FREAK! Mommy! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU??
Norrington: (peels off his stockings before he shoves his foot in her face) ASSAGE!!
Elizabeth: No! Your feet smell like butt.
Norrington: Its peppermint!
Elizabeth: Mine smell like peppermint, yours are like butt!
Jack, Tash and Chrissy: (laughing so hard they fall onto the ground)
Norrington: OH, let me smell yours if you insist!
Jack, Tash and Chrissy: (rolling on the floor laughing)
Elizabeth: GET AWAY! NO! I'll smell my own feet!
Norrington: AH, ah, ah, how can I trust you to tell the truth? (snatches her foot and smells it)
Elizabeth: HEY! GET YOUR SMELLY HAND OFF ME!
Norrington: Smells… (sniffs) GOOD!
Elizabeth: (yanks her foot back and dashes around in circles)
Norrington: COME BACK HERE!
Elizabeth: NO! Help me! Daddy!
Weatherby Swann: Elizabeth, is that you?
Tash: Elizabeth. We all know you like him.
Chrissy: Governor Swann, don't do anything Stay here.
Elizabeth: I DON'T. AND DADDY IT'S ME!
Jack: (grins evilly before he ties the governor up and throws him next to Will)
Tash: Good one Jack.
Chrissy: Yes! (laughing)
Elizabeth: (pounds on the window)
Jack: You will break the window. Stop it!
Norrington: (plays with his wig before he sticks it on Elizabeth's head)
Elizabeth: GET IT OFF! GET THE RAT'S NEST OFF MY HEAD!
Norrington: (sticks a wedding ring on her finger) TA DA! You are my beautiful wife!
Elizabeth: (tries to pull the ring off but it's stuck on her finger)
Tash: Go Norrington!
Norrington: (lifts her up bridal style)
Elizabeth: Put me down!
Norrington: No. Not until you confess your love for me.
Elizabeth: (sigh) James, I love you. I always have and I could never love anyone more than you. (presses her lips against his)
Tash and Chrissy: (presses a button that makes camcorders pop out and catches it all on video)
Tash, Chrissy and Jack: Yes!!
Elizabeth: PUT ME DOWN NOW!
Norrington: Nope. I want another kiss.
Elizabeth: I ALREADY TOLD YOU! YOU PROMISED TO LET ME GO!
Norrington: You didn't specify when.
Elizabeth: Ahh! One more kiss and YOU MUST PUT ME DOWN!
Norrington: I get to decide how long it lasts though!
Norrington: 10 minutes!
Norrington: You said I could decide! Now kiss me!
Elizabeth: Well that's too LONG! NEVER!
Norrington: I am not putting you down unless you do it! Kiss me love!
Norrington: (ties Elizabeth to a bed post and straddles her and makes out with her. Shoves his tongue into her mouth)
Norrington: (playfully rips her dress apart)
Elizabeth: (makes out with Norrington. She is actually enjoying it)
Norrington: Our destiny's are interwined.
Elizabeth: You are a good kisser!!
Norrington: YOU think I'm a good kisser!
Elizabeth: (moans) Yes!! Did I tell you to stop kissing me?
Norrington: Hooray! Yummy! (kisses her again)
Tash, Chrissy and Jack: Oh gosh. I can't watch this anymore.
Chrissy: Is he going to bang her?
Jack: Chrissy love, I think he already is.
Jack: (pulls Chrissy and Tash close to shield their eyes and they all duck under the window)
Tash: (unties Will and removes the gag)
Will: He is banging her? And she enjoys it?
Chrissy, Tash and Jack: SHUT IT NOW!
Tash: Or we'll gag you again.
Will: Okay. Okay. (looks at them with terror-strickened eyes)
Norrington: Okay, I'm done.
Elizabeth: What? NO!
Norrington: I want my ring back now.
Elizabeth: You can't do that to me.
Norrington: (yanks the ring off her finger)
Norrington: Sorry dear but you aren't that great in bed.
Elizabeth: (gasps) You do all that and you just leave me here?
Norrington: I need someone kinky like… Giselle.
Jack: Hey she is mine!
Tash and Chrissy: No. Jack. We are yours.
Jack: I like that better. (grins)
Tash: Norrington you can come out now.
Norrington: (walks out the door and sails off to Tortuga)
Chrissy: Well Elizabeth? How was it?
Elizabeth: (cries) I want him back.
Will: But… but what about me?
Elizabeth: MARRY ME JAMES! FORGET YOU Will. Norrington is a good kisser. He is a better kisser than you!
Will: (looks appalled)
Tash, Jack and Chrissy: (laugh hysterically)
Will: You want to see who's a better kisser?
Elizabeth: NO! I just want James! (eyes widedned with horror)
WIl: (drags her back to the room, locking the door behind them.)
Tash, Jack and Chrissy: (LAUGH)
Elizabeth: (shouts) James!!
Will: Liz! Marry me baby! Stop moving. (ties her to the bed)
Will: Now… scratch my legs.
Elizabeth: No! Never! I want James! He is sexy! And a great kisser and really good in bed!
Will: My stockings are quite itchy.
Will: I scratch my leg sometimes with my shoe.
Will: Like when I was visiting your house before Norrington's promotion to commodore.
Will: It feels good! SCRATCH IT NOW!
Will: Scratch, scratch, scritchy, scratchy.
Elizabeth: GO away! James! JAMSEYY!! HELP ME!
Will: Your fingernails are like the tip of my shoe. Do scratch my legs.
Elizabeth: JAMES! He is trying to… STOP!!
Norrington: (Boozing out in Tortuga with Giselle)
Will: Scratch! If you don't like using your nails, you can always use my shoes.
Elizabeth: Tash, Chrissy, why do you do this to me?
Chrissy: Because we can.
Tash: And we WILL and its fun.
Will: Scratch please! My shoe is another option besides your nails.
Jack: I love you Tash and Chrissy.
Tash and Chrissy: ( sigh dreamily) we love you Jack!
Jack: After we humiliate Liz, I want a kiss on the lips from both of ye.
Elizabeth: I WON'T SCRATCH YOUR LEG!
Will: You will kiss me then!
Elizabeth: NEVER! I want James!
Elizabeth: Are you a dog with fleas?
Tash: Okay. Will get out. You are driving me insane with this scratching.
Elizabeth: THANK YOU TASH!
Chrissy: Stop with the scratching!
Tash: I never said I was actually going to LET you out.
Will: hummm…then I want you to make me some… eggs. Sunny-side up!
Elizabeth: Do you have issues?
Will: Humm.. NO? You married me the other day! See that ring on your finger!
Elizabeth: I think you do! So? I divorced you today.
Will: No you didn't. You are wearing it still.
Elizabeth: Yeah. When I kissed James I divorced you. (pulls ring off)
Will: (gasp, appalled) YOU! WHY! You loved me!
Will: (grabs Elizabeth and chains her to the bed)
Elizabeth: No! I don't want you.
Will: YOU WILL BE ALL MINE! (EVIL LAUGH)
Will: (kisses her and ties her hands down and drools all over her)
Elizabeth: Yuck. I don't want your drool all over me.
Will: (drools more like a rabid dog)
Elizabeth: I will willingly kiss you if you promise to stop drooling on me.
Will: Yummay! Okay!
Elizabeth: Oh crap. I can't believe I said that.
Will: Oh and you used my name twice in your sentence! You love me!
Elizabeth: Oh pshhh..
Will: (kisses her)
Tash: Aw. This is no fun anymore.
Chrissy: We need Norrington to come back.
Will: (persuades Elizabeth to fall for him and gets off Elizabeth, walks out the door leaving her behind)
Elizabeth: Why does everyone leave me here?
Will: Sorry Liz, but I think Scarlett is more entertaining.
Tash, Chrissy and Jack: Haha! Elizabeth got left again.
Elizabeth: You are leaving me for a whore? WILL! COME BACK!
Will: (pauses for a second) yeah (sails to Tortuga and flirts with Scarlett)
Norrington: Oh. You have come to join me. (high fives Will)
Will: Yes. Elizabeth isn't entertaining anymore.
Norrington: Tell me about it.
Elizabeth: (runs around the room like an animal)
Jack: Now Tash, about those kisses.
Elizabeth: JACK SAVE ME!
Chrissy: Jack come 'ere. (lightly kisses Jack's lips)
Elizabeth: (slams her fist on the door) LET ME OUT NOW!
Elizabeth: OR I'll eat my… toes!
Chrissy: (pulls away from Jack and smiles)
Tash: I would like to see that.
Elizabeth: JACK! I'll kiss you! Let me out!
Jack: Tash. Come 'ere. It's your turn.
Elizabeth: I'll kiss you Jac!
Jack: No! I want to kiss Tash. (lightly kisses Tash's lips)
Elizabeth: (cries) KISS ME JACK!
Tash: (pulls away from Jack and smiles)
Chrissy: Someone's a bit angry.
Jack; No freaking way. I like Tasha and Chrissy. They are sexy hot!
Tash and Chrissy: (blushes bright red)
Elizabeth: (kicks the door)
Tash: Stop it Liz!
Elizabeth: I'm going to murder you all when I get out!
Chrissy: Good luck trying to find us.
Jack: Sorry, love but you won't be getting out forever.
Tash, Chrissy and Jack: (rush out of the corridor and go sit on a beach with rum and sing: Yo HO Yo Ho. A Pirates life for me! And Partay!)
Tash, Chrissy and Jack: (dance around in a circle)
Everyone lived happily ever after except for Elizabeth who got married to Norrington's stockings.
- Captain Tash and CaptainESavvy