a/n: This will be a series of one shot "political announcements" for Aizen/Gin 08, I'll update it whenever another idea strikes.
America, is ready for change, but let's consider your options. You can vote for the guy who believes in government controlling your speech and money; or you can vote for the guy who believes in government controlling your entire life. In other words they are no different then any other politician.
This fall, cast a vote for real change. Vote for Sousuke Aizen.
Aizen on health care: He will make everyone with supernatural healing powers work to heal the members of his army for free, and if you aren't in his army he is going to kill you anyways.
Aizen on illegal immigration: He will be taking over or destroying the world as unnecessary, all illegal immigration will come to an end not only in America, but worldwide.
This November, why vote for a lessor evil? Vote for Aizen and Gin in 08!
"I'm Sousuke Aizen and I approved this message."