Eh, this is my first yaoi fic in Naruto. Sasori's thoughts are italicized. Enjoy. ;D
" Sasori ! "
Sasori turned around to see Deidara in his bathrobe with blonde hair with bangs that were unusually sticking up like when it rains. He snickered. " Sup, DeiDei ? "
Deidara scowled as he held up a slender bottle. " Did you put something in my shampoo ? "
Let's see...honey mustard, cucumber juice, a couple of dozen acorns, oh, and some kind of hot dog relish. Expired, I think.
" No... "
" Yeah, why does it smell like something you would eat ? "
" I dunno... "
Deidara shook his head in disbelief. " I found hot dog relish in your underwear drawer. "
" WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY UNDERWEAR FOR ?! "
'Cause...it's turning me on right now...
" Hey, don't turn this around and make me the bad guy ! " Deidara snapped. " I've seen a lot of bullshit in the past fifteen years working in this organization, but if you did something to my shampoo... "
" Nope. Didn't do it. Maybe Tobi did it. "
" Tobi's a good boy. "
Tobi killed his entire clan. What the hell are you talking about ?!
Sasori nodded. " Well, it'll probably stay a mystery forever. No harm done. "
At least...for this second.
Deidara let out a high-pitched scream. " My hair ! Somebody did this to my hair, and they must pay ! "
The bottle of shampoo had all of its contents squeezed out like a mustard packet. Sasori sweatdropped. " You know, you don't have to get mad over something so petty. It's just hair, you know. "
" My hair ! " Deidara hissed. " My hair, and it's ruined ! "
Dude, it's blonde. It's been ruined.
" Oh, I am so sorry for you. It must suck. "
-.- " Yeah. Yeah, it does. "
" Do you need a wig ? "
" NO ! " Deidara screamed.
Gotdamn it, my ass is gonna be kicked with Deidara's current attitude, and I have no more bandages. Better go with the romance technique.
" Hey, Deidara. I like your underwear. "
Deidara's jaw dropped. " Man, you're a pervert. "
" And I like it. "
The blonde-haired guy grabbed a pair of scissors and cut his bangs that stuck up in a tall direction. He grinned at Sasori. " Well, my problem is solved. A couple of bottles of gel, and my hair will be A-OK ! "
Sasori let out a sigh of relief. " Well, that's good. Good for you, DeiDei. "
Deidara nodded. " Of course. You know what I'm going to do ? I think I'm going to annoy Pein by beating him in a game of checkers. I'm so glad I know his one true weakness. "
" Yep, yep. Go ahead and give our leader a dosage of board game pwnage. "
" Okay, then. "
Deidara walked out of the room, still in his bathrobe, and Sasori allowed himself a small smirk.
" By the way, Sasori ! " Deidara shouted. " I know you did it, and it's going to be one helluva night for you, 'cause we're gonna thump in the bed, and you're gonna crap your pants ! "
Sasori stood there for a few seconds before scratching his head and sweatdropping. " Why am I paired up with him ? "
I'm paired up with him because I love him.
T.T " I hate my brain...and my hair. "