Picard walks into his ready room to find Beverly and Riker...

Number One?!
Beverly?!
Pattern 'Doctor-Riker-Alpha' .in my ready room?!

Picard tries to stop Beverly and Riker...

Full reverse Number One! Full reverse!

Reprimanding Number One...

Never in my ready room, Number One!
Never! Never!
Ever!

Never! Ever!

Confronting Beverly in the ready room...

Beverly. Enter.

Damn Beverly!

Damn!

In my ready room?

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Pattern Doctor-Riker-Alpha?!

Picard orders tea in his ready room...

Hot tea in my ready room Number One!
Pattern Earl Gray-Riker-Alpha!

Engage!

Watching security footage of Beverly and Number One in his ready room...

Full reverse, computer...
Enter Beverly. Enter Riker...in my ready room!...

Patten Doctor-Riker-Alpha I presume?...In my ready room.

...Beverly?!...Patten Doctor-Riker-Alpha?!...

Hot damn!...

Hot!...Damn hot!...

Make it so Number One!...
Engage!...

Full power! Full power!...

Computer, full reverse! And full power, on my mark!

Picard orders more tea...

Computer?!

Computer!

...
Computer! End Program!
Computer! Halt turbolift!
Full power to tea! Earl gray, hot! In my ready room!

Picard chats casually with Mr. Data and Mr. Crusher while Geordi LaForge is
busy saving the ship from Romulan assasins...

Mr. Crusher!? Mr. Data!? Engaged!!

Damn!

...
Damn!

Tea! Tea Mr Worf!

Computer...
Computer?!...
Damn!

Mr. Worf! In my ready room!..

Evasive action! Pattern 'Earl Gray-Riker-Alpha'! Engage!

Picard instructs Mr. Data to make 'Computer' Beverly...

Shut up, Wesley.
'Computer' Beverly...make it so Mr. Data. And make it hot Mr. Data. Damn
hot.

Full power to Mr. Data, Number One!
Pattern 'Bev2000-Riker-Alpha' on my mark!

Confronting Mr. Crusher about Bev2000...

Shut up Mr Crusher!

Damn!
Beverly! In my ready room!

Later, Picard enters his ready room...

Mr. Crusher...over an open fire in my ready room?!

Make it so Mr Worf! Make it so!

Later that same evening...

Wesley...in my ready room.
Open fire Mr Worf!
Open fire Mr Data!
Open fire Number one!
Open fire...Beverly?!
Computer! End Program! End program!

Testing 'Computer' Beverly...

'Computer' Beverly!
Tea in my ready room. Pattern 'Earl Gray-Riker Alpha'!...

'Computer' Beverly malfunctions...

Halt 'Computer' Beverly! Halt!...
Tea! Pattern 'Earl Gray-Riker Alpha'!
Engage!

Full reverse! Full reverse!

Damn!

Picard scolds Mr. Data...

Damn you Mr. Data! Damn you!

Additional testing...

Hot damn, 'Computer' Beverly!
Make it so!