"A ninja!" answers the kunoichi cheerfully, ebony hair falling into dark eyes. "I'm gonna teach you how to be a ninja today."
The blond musician before her quirks his head slightly. "Okay…"
"First lesson: ninjas have to be able to get from point A to point B quickly! Observe-"
But all that's left are tendrils of inky black and purple darkness.
The nasally voice startles her, and she whirls and promptly starts to mope. "No fair, you're already a better ninja than me…"