"A ninja?"

"A ninja!" answers the kunoichi cheerfully, ebony hair falling into dark eyes. "I'm gonna teach you how to be a ninja today."

The blond musician before her quirks his head slightly. "Okay…"

"First lesson: ninjas have to be able to get from point A to point B quickly! Observe-"

But all that's left are tendrils of inky black and purple darkness.

"Over here."

The nasally voice startles her, and she whirls and promptly starts to mope. "No fair, you're already a better ninja than me…"