I think almost every other Author on here has done a fic like this, or was thinking about it at least once.
Naruto and Sasuke meet fanfiction. Oh what fun I'm going to have messing with their poor, unfortunate heads. Yes, I'm currently laughing like an evil maniac. And I wonder why my sister worries about my mental health…
Moving on, go ahead and enjoy, my first attempt at humor that is intended. This might be a pile of rubbish, but we'll see!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto…
Sleepily, Naruto opened his eyes, and blinked, the early morning sunlight streaming into his window. He rubbed his eyes sleepily. ((It's at this point you Naruto fan girls/boys can squeal at his cuteness.)) He stared at his ceiling for a moment, and then noticed something. He hadn't heard his noisy alarm clock wake him. He looked over.
"WHAT!?" Naruto yelled, his high voice cracking, as he jumped up, his covers falling off of him, along with his night cap.
His alarm clock had been turned off. There was a note next to it though. Naruto squinted, then picked it up, and read it.
This is pay back from the rotten fish you placed into my underwear when we were training yesterday. I had to burn my underwear it smelled so bad.
The Almighty Uchiha
As if to rub salt in the wound, there was a little chibi Sasuke with a crown and robe on it, sticking his tongue out drawn at the bottom.
"Sasuke!" Naruto screamed, loud enough everyone could hear him.
Naruto hurriedly got dressed, and raced to the usual team meeting place.
There Sasuke was, leaning against the railing, looking quite smug.
"You finally woke up, eh dobe?" Sasuke asked, a smirk creeping it's way up his face.
"That-that was cruel!" Naruto yelled, "Did I miss Kakashi-Sensei?"
"Yep," Sasuke said plainly.
Naruto screamed, and started flipping out, pulling at his head, and screaming obscenity's.
This continued for a good 20 minutes, before Sasuke got bored.
"Hey, dobe." Sasuke said.
"Hey, dobe." Sasuke said again, this time a bit louder.
Still, Naruto continued.
"Hey, Dobe!" Sasuke screamed.
"-What?" Naruto asked.
"We have a mission, and since Kakashi is a Bum, and Sakura is sick, we're on our own."
"Yeah! A mission! A mission!" Naruto yelled, dancing around like a maniac, "Wait, what is it?" Naruto asked, stopping suddenly.
"We've got to go on a bunch of these things called 'websites', on this thing called a 'computer', to make sure there appropriate for someone's Daughter to go on." Sasuke said.
"Really?" Naruto asked.
"Really," Sasuke said.
Naruto looked like he was about to explode.
"Cool!" he screamed, "does it involve fighting super tough ninja?"
"No. We're going to sit on a chair, and look at a screen for about 10 hours."
Naruto started crying, "That's no fun!"
"Whatever, Let's start." Sasuke said, then started walking to the house.
Naruto raced up to the other boy, and stuck his hands behind his head, "I wonder what a computer is." Naruto said.
"How do you turn it on?" Naruto asked.
"Don't ask me!" Sasuke said.
"You're supposed to be the genius! You figure it out!" Naruto yelled.
Sasuke frowned, and knitted his eyebrows together in concentration.
Naruto soon got bored, and poked the computer. Nothing happened, so he did it again. Soon, he was poking it constently, and was making a rythmec thud. One that anyone would find annoying.
Sasuke snapped, he yelled at Naruto.
"But-" Naruto started.
"I don't care, just shut-up and sit in the corner." Sasuke scolded.
Naruto pouted, but complied. Sitting in the computer chair that had been cast aside.
Sasuke once again looked at the rectangular object resting on the ground.
He got up close to it, and lifted it, looking around it.
It was at this point, Naruto started to swivel around in the rolling chair. He kept spinning it, and it was making a squeaking noise.
A tick formed on Sasuke's head.
"Dobe, Stop it!" Sasuke yelled, throwing a well-placed kunai at the chair's base, where it spun at. The kunai was lodged in, and stopped Naruto from spinning, throwing him off the chair, and landing in a comical heap on the carpeted floor.
"That was mean!" Naruto yelled, regaining himself.
"So?" Sasuke said. Then found a button with an odd symbol. It was a circle, with a line sticking out of the top. He pushed it, and the screen on the desk lit up.
"Hn, Naruto, stop being an idiot, and sit down." Sasuke said, pulling up a folding chair, while Naruto picked up the computer chair, and pulled it over to the desk, sitting in it.
Once the computer was up and running, they followed the directions on the sheet, pulling up the internet.
The first site was:
Little did they know, but this would let all hell brake loose.
Next time, Naruto and Sasuke find Naruto Fanfiction. Oh, what fun I shall have! Review as you like! There will be three chapters in this mini series.