Omg, it's been awhile since I last updated, my dearest apologies, been busy. Thanks to those of you have waited patiently. And, I'm sorry it's so short.

Disclaimer: This is a pain in the ass, but I don't own Naruto….

"Oh! This one looks good!" Naruto yelled, pointing at the screen.

"Hm?" Sasuke asked, peering over Naruto's shoulder.

"That could work," Sasuke said, "I do believe Gaara is in Konoha this week."

Naruto nodded his head, grinning like a mad man and crossing his arms.

"He also deserves this. He stole my ramen last month…" Naruto grumbled, "Stupid evil little raccoon…" Naruto cursed.

Sasuke stared at him like he was insane, which he firmly believed.

"Moving on, so, Dobe, since this is your revenge, how are me going to go about this?" Sasuke said, leaning against the desk.

Naruto rubbed his hands together maniacally.

Sasuke sighed.

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Gaara was standing outside the hokage tower, leaning up against the wall. Temari and Kankurou standing a little off to the side of him. They had to escort someone from suna to Konoha, and where waiting for there next orders.

Another minute went by, when Naruto ran up, flailing his arms like a maniac, screaming,

"Garra! Gaara!"

Gaara looked over at the orange-clad ninja.

"Yes, Naruto," He said in his normal, 'I'm-so-creepy-and-evil-voice-and-do-this-to-scare-people-because-my-sand-dosen't-do-that-already' voice.

"I need your help!" Naruto yelled, his eyes becoming big.

"Aww, my little bwother's boyfriend needs his help," Kankurou teased.

"I'm not his boyfriend. Shut up doll boy, you're the one that's gay!" Naruto screamed, in his high-pitched voice.

Kankuou's eye twitched.

"What do you need help with, Naruto?" Gaara asked, not having any desire to see his friend and brother fight.

"Sasuke was being an ass again, and said, 'Gaara is a wimp,' and then I said, 'no he's not!' and then he said, ' he's more of a wimp than you!' all smug like," Naruto paused to take a breath of air, "then , I said, "I'm not a wimp, and neither is Gaara, he could beat your ass up easily!' Then Sasuke said, prove it!' then I replied, 'I will,' and now, here I am."

Naruto crossed his arms and nodded smugly.

Temari and Kanurou sweat dropped. Gaara's eye twitched.

"Show me where that little bastard is, me and mother will have his blood," Gaara said, eyes cold.

"Great, follow me!" Naruto cheered happily, unfazed by Gaara, and grabbed his arm, dragging him along.

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Meanwhile, Sasuke had gone to the training ground where Lee can be found.

Sasuke walked through the gate that serves as an entrance to the area that is surrounded by a chain-link fence.

"Lee, you got some time?" Sasuke called, his hands in his pockets.

"Yosh! Uchiha! What a pleasant surprise! Have you come to train with me? How very youthful of you!" Lee said, anime tears streaming out of his eyes.

"Hn, no. Sakura sent me," Sasuke said.

"Yosh, she did? Has my beautiful flower finnaly decide to become my girlfriend?" Lee cried, in joy.

"Yes, actually. She wants you to meet you here, she should be here in about a half hour. She sent me to tell you, and as her teammate, I agreed, and I would like to help you make her happy." Sasuke said, somewhat fake sounding, because, in reality, we all know Sasuke is an uncaring jerk.

"Oh, How very kind of you Uchiha! Looking out for your beloved teammate like a doting brother! I promise to take the utmost care of her!" Lee said, running up to Sasuke.

Sasuke looked mortified, and his eye twitched dangerously.

"Uchiha, what is wrong? You seem very tense, how unyouthful!" Lee said, then looked at Sasuke.

"Get. Off. Now." Sasuke said dangerously.

Lee looked nervous, "I'm sorry Uchiha…" He said, putting Sasuke down.

Sasuke's eye twitched again.

The next thing the people of Konoha heard, was a loud scream;

"I'm tainted!"

Then a loud splash of water.

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"Ok, Gaara, that bastard is right in the training ground. Go get him, I'm rooting for you!" Naruto said happily, then pushed Gaara forward.

Gaara blinked, his usual glare in place, then walked forward, into the training ground.

Meanwhile, Naruto scrambled up into a nearby tree, where Sasuke was supposed to be waiting for him.

"So, did you get Lee rea- wait, why are you so wet?" Naruto asked.

"He hugged me." Sasuke said, and gave Naruto a look, that screamed, 'that's all you need to know'.

Naruto burst out laughing, "But, I thought you were gay for lee? Isn't that why you agreed so quickly to be the one to talk to him?" Naruto asked after he calmed himself down.

Sasuke glared at Naruto, "I'm not gay! I only wanted to be the one to talk to him because Gaara creeps me out."

"So you admit your scared?"

"Ye- I mean NO! He, just unnerves me."


"Shut up," Sasuke said, then his voice cracked as he continued, "I kill you!"

Naruto fell out of the tree laughing, good thing Gaara was already detained with his own problem.


Gaara had walked into the training ground, his arms crossed, and walked forward, his eyes dead ahead, ready to kill the Uchiha.

Lee, who had been told that Sakura would walk into the training grounds, would want him to greet her with a hug and kiss if he accepted her love, hid behind a giant boulder.

As Lee heard a the soft padding of footsteps, prepared to make his entrance. When the person was standing in front of the boulder, he jumped out, not looking, as he was so intent on his goal. He hugged the person, and then kissed them.

Poor Gaara-chan was that person. His eyes opened dangerously wide, his eyes bulging out of his head. And the only thing going through his head was the uncontrolled laughter of the great one-tailed beast.

For the second time that day, screaming could be heard, this time, two voices.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I'll Kill youuuu!"


"Your not my beloved Sakura!"

Both Naruto and Sasuke laughed so hard they fell out of the tree they had been in.


What did you guys think? It didn't seem that funny to me, but I don't know. It's been awhile since I've written anything, I've been busy. Anyways, I think It might be time I got a beta, pm me if your interested. I'd greatly appreciate it.

Ah, and yes, I took the "I kill you," from Jeff Dunham's act with the terrorist doll, I claim no rights to that, either. Check out his stuff on youtube. It's got more adult humor in it, so anyone who's younger might not get it.