THE MAGICAL COOKIE
One fine day in the Cullen household, Emmett Cullen sat at the kitchen table, staring intently at a box of cookies. He pulled one out and tossed it aside. He pulled out another and another, but they were all tossed to the side. Emmett pulled the second to last cookie from the box. He held it up and the light caught it. It shined like a glittering diamond in the sun. Emmett looked at it and stated seriously, "This is a magical cookie." (Insert spiritual music here.) Emmett skipped to the living room and stood in front of Edward.
"This is a magical cookie." Emmett said. Edward stared at him.
"Emmett," he said slowly. "It's just a cookie." Emmett stared back for what seemed like five minutes. Then he went to go find Jasper.
"Jasper, I tell you this is a magical cookie." Emmett said seriously. Jasper, who felt nothing magical about the cookie, shook his head.
"I hate to break it to you Emmett, but it is just an ordinary cookie." Emmett proceeded to stare at Jasper the same as he had done with Edward. Then he went to find Alice and Rosalie. They were up in Rosalie's room going through her clothes. Emmett stepped up to Alice.
"Alice, this is a magical cookie!" he said. Alice exchanged a look with Rosalie and said, "Emmett. It's just an ordinary cookie." Emmett turned to look at his wife.
"Uh, Em? Alice is right, it's just a regular cookie." Emmett huffed and puffed and blew the house down… wait, wrong story. He sighed and went to find Carlisle and Esme.
"Carlisle, could you hand me that rake please?" Esme asked.
"Sure thing," Carlisle replied. Emmett followed their voices out to the garden.
"Esme, Carlisle. This is a magical cookie." Emmett stated. They inspected the cookie closely, and unfortunately concluded that it wasn't a magical cookie. Emmett pouted and went up to Edward and Bella's room where Renesmee was playing.
"Nessie, I'm telling you, this is a magical cookie! Please believe me!" Emmett pleaded. Renesmee reached up her tiny hand and laid it on Emmett's cheek. She put a picture off a cookie in his mind and thought, Silly Uncle Emmett. It's just a regular cookie. Emmett was getting a little upset that no one was believing him. Renesmee gave him a sad smile and went back to playing. Emmett proceeded to find Bella. She was hunting up in Canada (where the moose are!) so he ran all the way up there. Bella was currently feeding on an elk when she heard Emmett coming and whipped her head around.
"What is it Emmett?" she growled. Emmett had forgotten that you should never disturb Bella when she was hunting.
"This is a magical cookie." Emmett said simply. Bella glared at him.
"You came all the way up here to tell me that you have a magical cookie?! Emmett, there is nothing special about the cookie. Now, I suggest that you leave, 'cause I really don't want to hurt you with my super newborn strength." Emmett left quickly, knowing perfectly well what Bella was capable of doing to him. As a last resort, Emmett went to find Jacob. Jacob was coming out of his car because he was coming to see Renesmee.
"Jacob," Emmett said urgently. "This is a magical cookie." Jacob looked at Emmett for quite a long time. Then he reached into his pocket and pulled out a cookie.
"This too is a magical cookie." Jacob said. The two then bounced off into the land of magical cookies, where their cookies could finally be with their own special kind.
A/N: Haha, I came up with this one night when I was eating cookies up in my room. I kinda just looked at the last cookie and thought "This is a magical cookie." (I know, I'm very weird :P) And I got the idea of Emmett and magical cookies :D I hope you like it!! 3