Maximum Ride doesn't belong to me. It belongs to James Patterson. Only the characters I make up and this fanfic belong to me. This is another random idea that I think could be funny. If you like Fax, check out my other fanfics for MAXIMUM RIDE!


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"Let me go NOW!"

"No! You're going to kill him, Max!"

"Does it look like I care?!"


You might be thinking: HUH?! What's going on?! I completely understand BUT… you're gonna have to wait a little longer.


I broke free of Iggy, Nudge, Gassy, and Angel's grasp, fist connecting with the face of my enemy once more. My brown cargo pants and blue tank top were covered in Eraser blood, my skin stained with the creature's disgusting gore. My hair: a mess. My eyes: bloodshot. My body: bruised from all the fighting I had gone through to stand here. I wasn't turning back. Not until I brought Fang home.


Soooooo here's a short and sweet list of what happened. Didn't want to bore you with all the details of the search and all. Plus, I really wanted to punch that guy one more time.

-Freaked out, cried, curled up in a ball and wept… yeah… not pretty or fun

-Called a flock meeting, demanding that everything be neglected until we found Fang

-Jeb, luckily, found an old School building in the region so we hightailed it over there to find it destroyed

-One Eraser was there, picking up a few last minute necessities before BAM, my fist said hello!

So here we are now: myself doing everything possible to cause this dog pain while the rest of the flock tried (unsuccessfully, I might add) to stop me from killing him.

Hopefully, this clears up everything. Now, excuse me while I get back to strangling this guy!


"Where is he? Where is Fang?!" I picked the Eraser up off the ground, hands tightly gripping his neck, the words leaving my mouth as a growl. I. Was. Pissed.

"We just need him for a bit of research. Then, he'll be returned," the Eraser choked out, smirking down at me. More blood spit on my face was just what I needed. I threw him up in the air, jumping myself, and kicked him in the chest with everything I had. He flew back, crashing through multiple trees in the process. I walked over to beat up Eraser.

"Not good enough. Tell. Me. Now." I stomped on his chest, breath leaving him quickly. He gasped, eyes growing wide and hands weakly trying to pry my foot off him. "I'm waiting. I'm not leaving until you tell me. And you will tell me, no matter how long or how much pain it takes."

Looking in my eyes, anyone could tell I wasn't joking.

---Text Message---

From: Jeb

To: Maximum

I found the Eraser just where you said he would be. I can tell he didn't go easy on him. Gazzy has the location and blueprints for the new School building on the iPad I gave him. Be careful and if you need help, call.

"Max! Max! Max, can you hear me?!"

"Yes, Gazzy! I can hear you fine! Stop yelling in the microphone!"

"Iggy! Iggy! What about you, Ig?"

"Gazzy, I swear, if you don't shut up, I'll come and rip your vocal cords out so you don't have any other choice!"

"OK, so it is working!" I rolled my eyes, thinking sarcastically noooo, of course not!

"So, I found you guys on the map. Take a left at the next fork in the vent." Fork in the vent. Never thought I'd hear that.

Iggy and I were currently crawling through the air vents of the new School building. Not the kind with desks, textbooks, and annoying teachers who give out homework like it's just as awesome as candy. Cause it's not. School as in creepy scientists, dog crates holding mutated experiments, and air vents not meant to have teenage bird kids crawling through them.

Angel and Nudge were outside; ready to come in for backup if we needed it. Gazzy was using his nifty new iPad to guide us through the new building's air vents. We were taking the quickest and safest route to the room Fang was most likely being held in.

Hang in there, Fang. I don't know what they've done to you, but I'm gonna get you out of here. I promise.

"Hello, Maximum. I'm afraid you're going to have to leave. Ehe experiment will stay here with us."

Iggy and I currently stood back to back. I held an unconscious Fang in my arms. He was covered in the marks every mutant had after the scientists experimented on them. I was filled with rage seeing Fang like this, ready to return the favor to all those who had hurt him but I decided against it. I needed to get him out of this lab, away from these crazy, insane monsters.

A group of scared scientists and hungry Erasers surrounded us. Both were eager for something, either to get the heck out of the room or to tear both Ig and I to shreds, just in time for dinner. Hmmm bird kids over roasting fire. Sounds delicious, does it not?

Didn't think so.

Only one scientist didn't look terrified. A woman with blonde hair and emerald eyes stood in front of me, confident she would win whatever fight was about to take place, arms crossed and lips firmly set in a stiff line.

"Hello, Mrs. Blonde Nut-Job. I'm afraid I can't do that. Now, if you'd kindly get out of my freaking way, I'll leave. With my friend, I might add, who happens to have a name. Fang, if you wanted to know." Iggy snickered. "Never mind. You don't have to move. I wouldn't want to cause you any inconvenience."

There was an explosion above us. Iggy and I (still tightly holding Fang in my arms) flew through the gaping hole in the ceiling as the remains fell down on top of the scientists and Erasers below us. (I didn't look back to see the outcome. I didn't care.) As we flew into the distance, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel followed in toe as we headed home.

With Fang. Just as I had promised.

You are NOT dreaming. The story HAS been updated again in only a few days. Amazing, I know.

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1) Fang is STILL a chibi. They did NOT change him back.

2) I DO NOT OWN THE IPAD! It belongs to APPLE!

3) The Eraser didn't die, if you were wondering.

4) Max may seem a little OOC (or maybe a lot) BUT if you have read the preview for the next Maximum Ride book (FANG. It's on the book's website. Send me a message if you want details.), then you will know that this is probably how she would react to anything bad happening to Fang.

I hope the chapter was good! I was in the mood to write so I neglected my homework and this was produced instead! I also hope the chapter isn't to squished… if you know what I mean… I liked it… So… yeah.

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