Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. (dur)
Hi. So this is my first Fanfic ever, so sorry if it's not that great. My friends and I have read so many really hysterical Note-passing fanfics online that they thought I should give it a try (cuz they think I'm hysterical...)
Sometimes characters might get a little OOC, but for the most part I'm trying to make them as in character as possible but still funny. As in, Bella wont be all randomly crazy-ified all the time, maybe just in random bursts.
Also, one more thing, This takes place AFTER Breaking Dawn, so MUCHO SPOILERS AHEAD!!
Bella, Edward, Jasper, Emmet. (Bella and Edward are in their cottage, Jasper and Emmet enter later.)
No, Edward if you have something to say, then write it down.
I said No Talking! Write it down! :-D
What is this 'OME'? What does it stand for?
Oh My Edward!!1!1
Oh. Should I be flattered of disturbed?
Flattered, of course!
Thank you, then.
Please put your pants back on.
Yes, Bella, I love you too, and I would very much like to get carried away at the moment, but our daughter is in the next room and Emmet and Jasper will be coming over soon.
I'm sorry Bella. Later?
EDWARD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
I'm sorry to disappoint you Bella, but would you please just put your pants back on?
My pants ARE on!!
Bella, I am looking right at you and you are most certainly not wearing any pants!
What the hell??
Oh, hey, Jasper! Emmet! NO! WAIT! NO TALKING! Write it down. :-D
Erm, oookay... So hey you two...Oh, um, I hope we're not interrupting anything...
Edward, Bella? Why are you two so confused?
Am I wearing any pants?
Nice roundhouse kick, Bella.
Thank you. Now shut up, Emmett.
Bella, to answer your question, um yes, you are wearing pants.
THEN WHY CAN'T I SEE THAT??
Oh. Ohhhhhh! Oh, come on, she is soooo annoying.
Thanks for reading! Please review and let me know if I should post more.
Also, ideas would be welcome.