AN : Okay so i know i said i wouldn't be addnig anything but i wrote this and it seemed to fit in here. its not as good as the rest and its not in time order so it's sort of a stand alone crack fic. you gotta love bella when she gets mad... my way *evil grin*. i may even at some point continue from the sorta story line i formed at some point.

Disclaimer. not mine yada yada yada.


"That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
(Before he cheats - Carrie Underwood it seemed appropriate :P)

Edward stared in utter disbelief at the sigh in front of him. Bella was walking along side his Volvo keying it. She was scratching her name into the side of it looking impassively at her work.

"Bella what it the name of all things good do you think you are doing to my car?" he exclaimed.

Bella slowly turned to face him, she looked sleepy and unconcerned but he could also see the underlying anger.

"I'm scratching my name in it I thought that would be apparent with all your wonder vamp senses" she said coldly.

Edward wondered who this person was and what she had done with Bella.

"Yeah Bella… but uh why exactly are you doing that?" he said carefully realising she maybe having a mental breakdown.

He cringed at the sound of more metal been scratched as she craved a rather offensive sentiment on the boot of his car.

She scoffed at him "like you don't know the answer already, what's the matter didn't except goose little Bella to get angry that I'd curl up in a ball and cry? Or did you just think I wouldn't find out until you told me you planned on leaving Edward?"

He could hear the venom in her voice and if he had no been indestructible he would be worried about suffering personal harm as the key glinted in the light.

"Uh.. Bella who told you that?" he asked in a way that you might handle an explosive substance.

She shot a death glare at him that if he was sure could send a mortal six feet under.

"Alice…" she hissed "seems your family think your as much of an idiot as I do"

She put the keys back in her pocket, Edward sighed with relief hoping she was done with her arson. She walked round to the front of his car where she had left a baseball bat leaning against the bonnet,

"Bella if you put the bat down I'm sure we can discuss this sensibly" Edward said taking an unsure step towards her.

Her eyes were wild as she glared at him as she lifted up the bat. Edward cringed as she continued to deface the car.

Edward glanced up at the window only to see his family watching with amusement,,,

Great he thought no ones going to come to my rescue.

Bella finally finished beating Edwards car beyond recognition left him flabbergast at what she had done. Not only had she killed his car but she'd managed to do it without harming her self. She trotted past him to enter his house where Esme had already made her a well deserved cup off coffee.

Putting her feet up on the sofa she made herself completely at home as his family joined her in the living room as if this happened everyday. He thought maybe she had calmed down now and he could try t talk sense at her. However when he entered the house he was greeted with cold glares…

It was going to be a long day…
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to leave Bella afterall.