A/N: Came up with this while listening to my Ipod

A/N: Came up with this while listening to my Ipod. I thought it was funny…don't think anyone else will. I don't own Harry Potter or any of the songs from Wicked.


I walked into the Gryffindor common room and saw Ron sitting on one of the red couches in front of the fire with an elated look upon his freckled face. Upon closer inspection I noticed that he had pink headphones in his ears which led to my new Ipod sitting next to him on the couch.

"Ron, how many times do I need to tell you that you have to as-" Before I could get the rest of my reprimand out the redhead jumped up and cut me off.

"Voldemort's dead!" he exclaimed. "Your Epod just told me!"

I sighed. "It's called an Ipod and what are you talking about?"

He shoved one of my ear buds into my hand and I held it up to my ear. Ron restarted the song and I listened as one of my favorite songs from Wicked came on.

Let us be glad

Let us be grateful

Let us rejoicify

That goodness could subdue

The wicked workings of


The lead, Glinda, sang.

I giggled at Ron's misconception. "No Ron, you don't understand. She's talking about the Wicked Witch of-" Once again Ron interrupted me.

"Voldemort was a female? That is wrong on so many levels."

Seeing that I wasn't going to get my point across I took my Ipod back and turned it off, leaving Ron to think whatever he'd like.


A/n: I know it's short but I thought it'd be funny….