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Yo! This is Alex reporting for duty! Duty, not doodie. Hehe. My first Sharkboy and Lavagirl story. Enjoy!

Love, Alex

Our Kids Will Have Webbed Feet

Sharkboy sat next to Lavagirl, munching hungrily on fish. She nibbled the edge of her coal and stared at Sharkboy, shocked. She swallows. "Slow down, Sharky, or you'll get a stomachache." She says, trying to be helpful. He growls and mutters something under his breath.

Sharkboy pauses to look at Lavagirl. "If we both made a baby, what would it be?" He seemed to be actually curious about the topic. Lavagirl's jaw dropped and she cleared her throat. "Uh…uh…" She stutters uncontrollably.

"Would it have webbed feet or some other weirdness?" he asks, mouth full of food. Lavagirl shrugs and stands up to leave the table. Sharkboy flies up, following her. He grabs her arm. "Wait, LG! YOW!" He pulls his arms back, sizzling.

Lavagirl glares at him. "Why do you want to know, Sharkboy? That's a really weird question to ask." She tells him. The truth was that she was completely embarrassed that he was considering having kids with her. Sharkboy sighs and stares at Lavagirl.

"Well, someday, when we get married, I want to know, just in case." Sharkboy tells Lavagirl. She looks at him, bewildered. Then she swoons. "You want to marry me?" she asks, her grin huge.

Sharkboy shrugs, and then nods. "Yeah, I guess. You're pretty and technically, hot. I'm king of sea. Why not?" he asks. Lavagirl rolls her eyes and walks away. Sharkboy follows her. "What is it?" he asks, catching up to her.

"Sharkboy, I want to marry someone who loves me for who I am. Not cause I'm hot!" she exclaims, furiously, shoving Sharkboy out of her way. Sharkboy looks down. He had real feelings for her, but he didn't know how to tell her.

"Lavagirl, I don't love you because you're hot!" He calls after her. Lavagirl stops and turns around. She approaches him again, slowly. "Sharkboy, it's not like we could ever be together." She says sadly.

Sharkboy looks past her. "Why not?" he asks. She gestures at her body. "Look at me! Everything I touch, I destroy! I can't even hug you." She tells him. Sharkboy shakes his head. "That's what makes our relationship special, Lavagirl. One day, when we have kids, our kids will have webbed feet."