Cloud: I learned a lot of stuff after I got mako poisoning…it can really mess with your brain. Can you imagine living in that stuff?

Zack: I. Am. Pomegranate Man!

Cloud: I think that maybe Cetra's might be able to handle all that mako but then again…Aerith was never that bright…

Zack: And this is my sidekick…uh…Pinky!

Aerith: Dum, duh, duh-dum, da, da, da dada-dum! (Final Fantasy victory theme just in case you couldn't understand that)

Zack: anyway, I am Pomegranate Man, I am twenty times faster than Bacon Man, and I know pomegranates taste a lot better than Super Man.

Cloud: Not meaning he's actually tasted Super Man, he's just drunk, okay?

Zack: Shut up, Mako Boy!

Cloud: My name is Cloud…C—loud…do not make me start talkin' like Reno's clone, yo.

Aerith: (giggling) Cloud said yo…haha.

Zack: That's un-Cloud…yes, and our super-villain…evil dude guy is 'Dude in A Box' he is stuck…in a box.

Aerith: What do we do, Zack? What? What?!

Zack: I SHALL GET MORE TAPE!

Cloud: And a video camera…I wanna post this on YouTube!

Zack: (faintly) 'kay!

Sephiroth: ZACK, IF I DON'T GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS…YOU…WILL…DIE…uh…again…I guess.

Zack: (faintly) Aerith, sit on the box.

Cloud: this probably is his attempt to murder the chatterbox without getting blood on his own hands.

Zack: it is not! I just didn't want to be stabbity-stabbed.

Cloud: Zack, are you drunk?

Zack: n-no! I'm not drunk, see, I no slurs!

Cloud: I see…then where are you?

Zack: I am in my fantasy world with all my daily-based superheroes!

Cloud: Okay...then who are you?

Zack: I am pomegranate man!

Cloud: No, you're Zack.

Zack: Shut up, Edward.

Cloud: Edward? Where the hell did you get that?

Aerith: (screams)

Zack:…gotta go.

Tifa: (mumbling) CLOUD!!

Cloud: What?

Tifa: Gengivitis is attacking me!

Cloud: Am I the only sane one here?

Genesis: (evil laughter)

Cloud: So I went to save Tifa from Genesis and I found out waaaaay too late...

Genesis: Hey there, Mako Boy… (Winks)

Cloud: (clears throat) He wasn't exactly hitting on Tifa...do I have to explain it really?

Zack: Yes, yes you do.

Cloud: WELL I WILL NOT!

Zack: Okay, you don't have to yell.

Cloud: I AM NOT YELLING!!

Zack: YES, YOU ARE!!

Aerith: (with a bleeding arm) STOPPIT NOW OR I WILL TURN THIS…LIFESTREAM AROUND, AND DON'T THINK I WON'T!

Cloud and Zack: Yes ma'am.

Zack: He started it.

Cloud: (slaps)

Zack: what?

Cloud: So…now what?

Zack: I must warn Bacon Man about the Early Bird special!

Aerith: Oh no! Zack, what if he doesn't make it?

Zack: I dunno…maybe Kadaj'll eat 'im anyway.

Aerith: And then what, Zack?

Zack: I want some yogurt…


Yeah, this is chapter 1 and I plan on doing more soon. I was really quoting my bestest bud, Bill for Zack and without him I wouldn't have even thought of making Zack a psychotic superhero. We both hope this made you laugh and I promise that there'll be more of this in the future...hopefully the near future. I own nothing but Bacon Man, Mako Boy,Gengevitus, and the yogurt–which we're out of...