A/N: You're probably saying ' Oh look, there's that retard crawling back to us now. Well, guess what, we don't want you'. And then you'll kick me and I'll go flying off into the distance. Not. Hopefully.

I now name chapter names after songs. Thanks for all the reviews... and ideas. : D Btw, I have posted 69 reviews. Teehee.

I do not own the songs used in here. 'Popular' is owned by The Veronica's and 'Zero' is owned by Varsity.

Oh and Happy Birthday to my brothers (01/11-) and (15/11/08) who turned 11 and 17 respectively.

Inspired by: Dance, Dance – Fall Out Boy

Warnings: Swearing, OOC for Kanda, Bitchy!Allen, Slash (Yaoi, Homosexuality) etc.

Pairings in chronological order: Allen x Road, Allen x Kanda

'Italics' for lyrics.


x Allen's Absolute Boyfriend x


x Dance, Dance x


A few hours later, it was time to go to on a date with Road.

RoadRoadRoadRoadRoadRoad.

Allen was getting high on her name. (1)

And now, Allen had to walk to the bus stop.

He could've skipped his way to the bus stop like a kid in Lollipop Land, except he would've been stared at. As in, ogled at, he wasn't normally the centre of attention but anyone that skipped their way to the bus stop would definitely be classified as inhumanely crazy.

Files of pupils walked on to the bus like programmed robots. This continued until Allen was the last person left.

Allen was sitting, alone, at the lonely bus stop, with his immobile bag next to him, waiting for Road who had left him alone.

She was twenty six minutes and thirty three seconds late. Yes, Allen was counting.

Allen kept on counting. He was infatuated with the seconds that seemed to pass as he waited for Road.

Thirty two minutes and seventeen seconds. Still not here.

Still waiting.

Forty nine minutes and forty nine seconds. Still not here

And once again, he was still waiting.

Fifty seven minutes and twenty two seconds. Nope. No sign.

Fifty seven minutes and thirty two seconds. Look! There's a blur. A shadow. Of someone that had spiky hair.

... The shadow came closer.

"Hey-!" Allen quickly clammed his mouth shut.

It was. The Deadly. Constipated. Cross.

Shit?!

How could he have mistaken the wonderful Road for the mentally retarded Cross? It was just... impossible.

Impossible I tell you!!!

Allen quickly hid behind the very small pole at the bus stop. It wasn't going to do him any good, but he was going to try even if it meant he was going to look like a complete retard.

The approaching annoying person started to walk towards where Allen was situated. Cross took out a cigarette, lit it and popped it in his mouth.

Too bad he started coughing and spluttering when Cross noticed a certain white haired brat by the name of Allen.

"What the fuck are you fucking doing here," Cross demanded. He smoothed his hair and put his cigarette back into his mouth - trying to look cool. It was a dismal try.

He still looked retarded. According to Allen.

"I'm... er..." Allen moved away from the pole. Think Allen, think! "... I'm selling drugs."

ARGH! How stupid could he get?!

"Selling drugs huh?" Cross asked in a disbelieving tone. "Your too wimpy to sell drugs."

Take that back you bitch!! "Why, thank you."

No. You go fuck yourself. "Your welcome."

Cross crossed the road, completely ignoring Allen and the cars that swiveled around him.

Allen sighed and sat back down on the bus stop seat. He had survived Cross. Now... it was time for Road.

Where was I? Oh yeah, fifty eight minutes and thirty four seconds.

And finally, Road came out while Allen was still counting.

Road was obviously pissed for some reason, but she put on a fake smile. "Hey Allen! You waited for me?"

"Heh heh, yeah," He replied standing up, although he wasn't much taller than Road.

"Whatever." Road dismissed Allen's comment with a wave of her hand. " Where do you want to go?"

"Um... I have no idea."

"Whatever." Road just 'pwned' Allen, again. Poor Allen. "Just follow me."

Allen looked at her uncertainly before grabbing his bag, slinging it over his shoulder to look 'cool' and followed Road.

Road walked faster than anyone he knew. He tried, very desperately tried, to keep up with Road but, as usual, failed miserably. Even if he did catch up to Road, Road would just walk faster as if she was avoiding him...

"Let's go to the arcade. I wanna play StepMania."

"Don't you mean DDR?" Allen asked.

"No." Road blatantly replied.

They stayed silent as they walked to the nearby arcade which was only a ten minute walk away. The situation screamed awkward.

Road was all high and mighty, glorious and wonderful. Life was unfair.

They reached a big arcade called 'Galactic Games' that was already packed with students, little children, perverted old men and some adults dealing crack.

There were games being played, but there was a large crowd near two machines that seemed to have never-ending arrows on it (aka the StepMania machines).

Road, who now had a very fake smile plastered on her face, skipped towards them, ditching Allen.

The crowd, turned away from watching a blond and an emo looking guy who both wore eyeliner, welcomed Road with cries of 'Road-sama!Oh, how we've missed you and your glorious feet' and 'Welcome, almighty Road! You are our only hope.' Allen thought it was all a bit too melodramatic.

Allen ambled silently towards them, as Road stepped on to a machine as the blond guy stepped down.

Our protagonist, Allen, joined the crowd to watch the wonderful and benevolent Road versus the emo-looking guy called Devit. (2)

"You can choose the song." The guy said with an un-emo tone.

Road smiled and started choosing a song.

Road kept on scrolling through the songs until she arrived at the P section.

'Popular – The Veronica's'.

Who are The Veronica's? Allen asked himself. He had to research on them.

The screen turned black before it changed to a screen that had the words 'The Veronica's'.

The two were both doing 'Heavy', Devit had gone for 'Dizzy, C400' while Road had gone for '1.5x, Boost, Backwards'. And then the music started.

'Pop-pop-popular'

The speakers blasted out. The screen didn't have a big array of arrows yet.

'I hate to say it but they play this damn song in every club.
But it's me so I'll show love,
But it's me so show me love.


When I walk into the room people stop and stare.
It's like nobody else is there.
You know it's me not you,
Who said anything about you?

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard.
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card.
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular.'

They moved their feet with an insane speed (according to Allen) and Devit was starting to show signs of tiredness.

'Pop-pop-popular! Pop-pop-popular!


Most guys I dated got intimidated,
So now I date up.
If you know what it means so they shut up.
If you know what it means so just shut up.

'Cause I don't wanna give half away,
On the date we don't make up.
If you know what I mean when we wake up,
If you know what I mean when we break up,

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard.
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card.
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular..

Pop-pop-popular!'

The crowd were singing along with the song, and those who weren't singing (or lip-syncing) were yelling out weird comments like 'Devit, your skills at StepMania is as wonderful as your hair!' and 'Road, you are my one and only. Do not fail me!' Apparently, this was normal.

'You always wanna be around me,
So you know what it's like,
When the world is at your feet
And you're VIP tonight.
You've either you got it or you don't.
And I'm sorry you won't
Get there by using me
Just go and do your own thing.

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard.
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card.
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular.
'

Road was still concentrating on the screen, while Devit had nearly decided to give up.

'Pop-pop-popular!

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard.
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card.
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular.

Pop-pop-popular! Pop-pop-popular!
Pop-pop-popular! Pop-pop-popular!

Pop-pop-popular!'

And the song ended. Road and Devit both stepped off the dance platforms as the results came up.

AA – Road.

A – Devit.

Road beat Devit, and now she was the reigning champion for the day. Devit joined the crowd of losers and spectators.

"So who's going to challenge me now?" Road asked the crowd.

There were murmurs and whispers as to who wold challenge the glorious Road.

As if on cue, to Allen's mortification, a 'guy' with a long blue (?) ponytail stepped up onto one of the dance platforms.

"You?" Road asked.

The robot nodded.

"But you're a shemale!"

And, on cue again, the crowd started going 'Bwahahahahaha!'

Kanda just glared at Road and started putting in his name on the StepMania machine.

Road hopped onto the other platform.

"You can choose the song since I'm the current champion.' Road said proudly.

Kanda started to scroll through the songs, not bothering to listen to any of the songs until he reached 'Zero – Varsity'.

Ahhh!!! My favourite group! WHY?! WHY?! Allen asked.

Kanda changed the difficulty to 'Challenge' and waited for Road to choose hers.

She chose 'Challenge'.

The options screen appeared and Kanda, being the show-off that he was, chose options like '8x, Drunk, Dizzy, Blink, Backwards'.

Rroad, who had never ever played nor heard of the song before, chose '2x, Boost'.

And then the song started to roll, the screen had the word 'Varsity' written on it.

'With one, peace stone,
You ain't going nowhere

As long as he is the driver
You can ride with him,

But it will never be the same, same, same
One look at him tells me you want to be taken higher
See the problem is, you wish, he could make you feel the way I do'

Kanda just kept on getting 'Marvelous' which was better than 'Perfect'. Combo of 142 and still going.

Road was far behind and only had a combo of 32.

The crowd wasn't very happy, occasionally there would be shouts like "Why?! Why is that shemale beating the orgasmic Road?!" and the more they said it, the more melodramatic it got.

'Why waste time when you know I got it?
Come on baby you know you want it.
You know it's possible to get what you're looking for.
Float him, he can do it.
Like me, I'm gon' prove it.
I got a question can you help me out?


How many people can do it like me?
Zero.
Keep it so cool like me?
Zero.
Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody
Else that can make it so hot like me.
Zero.
Take it to the top like me?
Zero.
Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody,
Zero.'

Kanda – Combo 255 and the never ending flashes of orange saying Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous!

Poor Road. The details of how well she was going would be depressing compared to Kanda's, so, for now, there will be none.

'It ain't a good look,

You got me in your caller
You can rock him,

But he'll never feel my space, space, space
One look at him, tells me he's not the right one for you
I don't understand why you settle beneath for second place'

Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous!

We all know who that is, don't we?

'Why waste time when you know I got it?
Come on baby you know you want it.
You know it's possible to get what you're looking for,
Float him, he can do it.
Like me, I'm gon' prove it.
I got a question can you help me out?


How many people can do it like me?
Zero.
Keep it so cool like me?
Zero.
Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody
Else that can make it so hot like me.
Zero.
Take it to the top like me?
Zero.
Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody
Zero.'

And nearly everyone in the crowd, bowed their heads, clasped their hands together, and started to pray to their God/s. Because Road's score was just that depressing.

'There is only one girl,

That can make you feel right.
That's mean for something dying
So don't even try to make it work
Wait until you know,

I'm the original-nal-nal-nal-nal.'

How many people can do it like Kanda?!

Zero!!

How many people can keep it cool like Kanda?!

Zero!!

How many people can take it to the top like Kanda?!

Zero!!

Yeah, nobody, nobody, nobody.

'How many people can do it like me?
Zero.


Keep it so cool like me?
Zero.


Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody.
There ain't nobody, yeahh.


Else that can make it so hot like me,
Zero.


Take it to the top like me?
Zero.


Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody,
Ohhhh.


How many people can do it like me?
Zero.


Keep it so cool like me?
Zero.


Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody,
Else that can make it so hot like me?


Woo!


Zero.


Take it to the top like me?
Zero.


Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody,
There's nobody.


How many people can do it like me?
Zero.


Keep it so cool like me?
Zero.


Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody,
Else that can make it so hot like me?


Woo!


Zero.


Take it to the top like me?
Zero.


Girl you know their ain't nobody, nobody,

Zero.'

The song ended, and Kanda, who hadn't started to perspire at all, stepped off the stage in a calm manner.

Unlike Road.

Road stormed off the platform, in obvious fury, that she was no longer, the wonderful champion any more and she left the building...

The crowd had a very sudden change of heart. They were all chanting 'Kanda! Kanda! Kanda!"

Results:

Kanda – AAAA

Road – B

Kanda walked over to a mortified Allen, and the robot said "It's Kanda now."

Before Allen had a chance to why he was named after one of his favourite brand of underwear, Kanda was mobbed by males and females.

Allen, was not very pleased with the questions Kanda was receiving.

"Kanda, will you please sign my boobs!?"

"Kanda! I love you. I have always loved you! Will you marry me?"

"Kanda! Baby, do it one more time!"

But the most embarrassing, most stupid and most poetic would've been the one Kanda walked away from:

"Kanda! Tonight, we dine under the silver moonlight, it's glow softly enhances your beauty, and you radiate like a mother that gave birth to a child. You are -. Hey Darling? Where are you going?"

Kanda grabbed Allen's hand and they both left the crazed building.

Unfortunately, they didn't get far because it started hailing.

They were outside a video store that had millions of posters like "Rent 2, Get 1 Free!"

"How'd you find me?" Allen suddenly asked. "Did you stalk me? Didn't I tell you to stay at home?"

"I got bored." Kanda blandly answered. "I also have a built-in GPS system."

"But what was the point of embarrassing me in front of Road?! Out of all the people?!"

"Road was the one that was embarrassed. She deserved it for being stuck up and for treating you horribly."

"Psh. There was no bloody point in dancing and beating Road!!" Whoops, Allen's British accent always got through whenever he was angry.

"Yes there was." Kanda replied with a blank expression. "I have an umbrella."

Kanda, showed Allen an umbrella.

Allen was not impressed.

"Hello Kitty? Hello. Kitty?"

"It's still raining, and so I stole an umbrella from a little kid without her noticing, and now we can get out and into our house."

Allen stared at Kanda for a moment before replying.

"Our?"

"Our. Pronoun. A form of the possessive case of we used as an attributive adjective. Example: Our team is going to win."

"Oh. Do you have a built-in dictionary, too?" Allen asked sardonically.

"Yes, I do."

"Well. The house is mine! Not yours. Not ours. Got it?"

"Yes. But I do have the keys to your house so it basically makes it mine." Kanda replied.

"Argh. Whatever. Gimme that umbrella."


00:00:01 am

Knock, knock.

Grumble.

Door bell ring.

Grumble.

Knock.

"Hello?" Kanda asked as he opened the door to the house.

"Hi. I'm Komui Lee from Black Order and I am here to see Mr. Walker."

Kanda opened the door to allow Komui in.

Komui entered the living room and sat down on a chair.

Kanda walked into a different room to wake Allen up.

A few minutes later, Allen was up but sat in a chair opposite Komui. Kanda sat next to Allen.

"Allen Walker. I am here to repossess the robot which you have used as a trial for three days."

"Okay.. Go get him." Allen grouchily stood up again to leave.

"Wait!" Komui motioned for Allen to sit again. "Black Order has recognized that the robot has injured itself in playing a game called StepMania. His legs moved too fast for his 'brain' to comprehend, and therefore has injured himself."

"Point is...?"

"Point is that, according to the manual booklet, page fifty-one, section three, it states that if you mishandle the robot in anyway, you must pay the full price of the robot therefore meaning you now legally own it."

"But, I didn't mishandle Kanda. Kanda mishandled himself!"

"You are the respective owner of the robot and therefore claim all legal rights. As the trial had not ended then, you still need to pay the full price. It wouldn't matter if you refused, you would still have to pay up."

All your damn fault, Kanda. Allen cursed Kanda.

"So, how much is Kanda?"

"One hundred million dollars."

"Excuse me?" He must've heard that wrong.

"One hundred million dollars." Komui repeated.

"What?" He definitely must've heard that wrong too.

"One. Million. Hundred. Dollars." Komui replied. "Would you like me to write it down for you?"

"I DON'T HAVE ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!" Allen screamed.

"I know." Komui smiled his evil, evil smile. "Therefore, you will pay monthly for as long as it'll take. It will be ten thousand dollars per month."

"So... pay up."

"What if I don't?"

"You go to court. We sue you, et cetera."

Allen sniffed. Life was cruel.

"Fine. Can I give you the money at the end of this month."

"Sure!" Komui smiled and started to walk towards the door of the house. "Today is the twenty ninth."

And Komui closed the door just in time to block out the loud string of curses that followed.

Allen only had two days to get ten thousand dollars.

Stupid robot.


To Be Continued


1 – I don't think I've ever gotten high on someone's name but I have gotten high on Sasuke's and Cloud's voice. They're voice actors are awesome. But, Cloud's voice actor is the same as Kanda's... Although I don't get high on Kanda's voice...

2 – I call him Devit. I know he has soooo many names. But I just call him Devit.


Next time: Kanda joins a host club, Tyki's a traitor and Allen... suffers. Miserably.

A/N: holymotherfucker. I was bored, so I went on Wiki and started researching on my favourite characters. And ohmygod, did you know that Cloud's voice actor is the same as Masaki's from Junjou Romantica?! And Sephiroth's voice actor plays Tyki, three people from Bleach and some yaoi animes!!!

Teehee, I had fun with the 'Zero' song. : D

Please review. It makes me smile. : )