Sasuke was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky parted above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
Our dark haired Uchiha pulled over and said, "Built a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for the kind of undertaking; the support reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." Responded the Lord
Sasuke was thinking real hard about what he should wish for when a girl about a year younger than him with pale skin, long dark hair that reached to her middle back and snow white eyes crossed his mind giving him the perfect wish finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord Replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
This isn't mine ok My mom showed it to me, I don't even know how she got it but I wanted to share it with everyone since I LOVED IT, so I put Sasuke in it, First I had written in with Shikamaru but then I thought about it and I LOVE SasuHina so I put Him in it with a touch of Hinata! Woo! And I know a bunch of ppl will say about religion and yeah I know I'm a Christian but I don't think it was that bad, if it offended you I'm sorry.