It was after school hours, and Yusuke and Kurama were playing video games with Kuwabara at Genkai's shrine.
"Okay, this is probably a stupid question, but did she die a virgin?"
Kuwabara's head jerked around toward Yusuke fast enough to make an audible pop. "Dude. Whatever it is, I'm sure she doesn't want someone like you to know."
"Chill, man! We're talking about important, serious matters."
"Please. Like Kurama would talk to you about serious stuff."
"Nope. In the Bible, it clearly mentions that Jesus had brothers and sisters. Also, the prophecy only said that Mary had to be a virgin long enough to have Jesus. Joseph was probably a bit antsy after nine months of celibate married life."
"Yeah. I wonder what it felt like for him, you know, finding out his fiancee's pregnant with someone else's kid, and then being told it's God's kid? I mean, wow."
"If you want to find out, Koenma can get Keiko pregnant and we can surprise you right before your wedding," Kuwabara offered.
Yusuke abandoned his controller and proceeded to beat Kuwabara up.
Kurama won the game.