AN: Thanks TwilightForever for reviewing so any ways….

This chapter is part of why we rated this story M, so little kids stop here now… Any ways if you have any ideas maybe you could post them in a review (nudge, nudge) So on with the story!!


Ha-ha this is going to be the best day of my life. I'm going to explode a shoe!! Now I can cross that off of the bucket list! I slowly lifted the lighter with the picture of the traditional "American stupidity" expression on it for extra patriotism (bush would be so proud of me!!) Then all of a sudden the fuse on my shoelace was light. Ooopps I forgot to take off the shoe. Let me untie them and put them on Alic

"OWWWW my little bitty finger!!"I screamed!!

"Don't worry Bella I'll fix that because I have my trusty Handy Manny tool set with me" Edward declared.

"Leave me alone Edward go back to slee…"

"Hey is that a travel sized shoe bomb?"


"Ohhhh okay nighty night"

"I thought vampires couldn't sleep!"

"Shhhh don't ruin the moment!!"

"Okay whatever you say Edward!!"

I started to leave to go to the bathroom but then I tripped and my shoe bomb fell off of my feet.


I conspicuously walked to the bathroom and ignored Alice's screaming.


I heard Alice screaming and then Bella walked into the bathroom.

"You should really lock the door you know" Bella said.

Ohhhhh I thought Bella looks hot right now!!


Ohhhhh Rosalie looks really hot right now


mmmmmmmmmmmmm… Kissy kiss


I like making out with girls, Carisle included!!

"Cough cough" a flight atteddent apperred at the door "You really should close the door but any ways we are going down a travel sized shoe bomb went off."

"Oh" I said

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