I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario Part 2
I originally only planned to do one part of this story, but after coming up with countless jokes about what would happen if you had an incredibly retarded name. I decided to same them with you.
Just remember these are only jokes. So don't take me seriously.
Mario Mario? Hmmm…..I wonder what Mario's parents were like?
In a hospital. A woman is giving birth.
Doctor: Congratulations, Mrs Mario! It's a boy! Despite all that crack you smoke. He's a healthy boy!
Mrs Mario: Aw he's so cute! I wonder what I'll name him.
Mr Mario (Entering room) I'm here! Where's the baby?
Mrs Mario: Right here. Hello dear, you're wearing your shirt backwards and your underwear over your trousers again.
Mr Mario: And I see you haven't found a way to stop your drooling habit. Honestly people think we're such idiots,
I wish we could prove we do have brain cells. We may both take drugs but we've still got brains!
Mrs Mario: What do you wanna name him?
A thought balloon goes over Mr and Mrs Mario's heads. They are both clueless.
Mrs Mario: Oh I know a name for him. How about Mario?
Mr Mario: That's our last name dear.
Mrs Mario: Aww...let's give him the name anyway. This thinking is killing me.
Scene Mario in school
Teacher: I'd like to take role call please. Andrew Henderson?
Teacher: Susie Todd?
Teacher: Mario Mario?
At this point some students turn and give Mario a strange look.
Mario: Here! (Thinking) Every frickin morning they stare at me, I get how I have a weird name, Get over it!
The teacher continues
Teacher: Luigi Mario? Is Luigi Mario here today? (More students turn to stare at Mario and then Luigi.)
Scene A Hotel room
Mario: I'd like a hotel room for the night please.
Receptionist: Full name please?
Mario: Mario Mario.
Receptionist: Sir, seriously what's your full name?
Mario: I am serious! It's Mario Mario. I'm really tired, do you really think I'd be joking?
Receptionist: Until you take this seriously, you can just leave.
And that continues my reason why I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario. Mario brothers, really how uncreative can Nintendo be?
Why not the Rosso brothers? Or the Vinichi brothers? If I ever meet Shigeru Miyamoto, this'll be the first question I ask him
Why is Mario's name Mario Mario?
Once again I'm only joking around, don't take me seriously.