"Sprx, I beg of you. Please, do not make me do this." Gibson said.
"Ohhhhhhh, no way, Brainiac," Sprx currently had Gibson by the tail, dragging him face first through the streets of Shuggazoom, and the skittish blue monkey clawing his fingers into the ground in desperate means to escape. They received awkward glances from some of the citizens.
"FOR THE LOVE OF SHUGGAZOOM! SOMEONE HELP ME!"
"Hey, Gibson, you can get up now," Sprx said laughing. The blue genius was currently on the ground in the fetal position. Gibson cracked his eye open and noticed the strange glances from passing pedestrians. He quickly got up, blushing madly from his childish display.
"Let's go someplace else, shall we Sprx old buddy?" He pleaded.
Sprx got in a thinking stance, "Let me see…no." He smiled his pestering grin. "Come on," he then motioned for Gibson to follow.
"Sprx, why are we at the fair?" They were currently standing in the center of the park, surrounded by rides, game booths, citizens and hobos asking for spare change.
"You'll see," the red monkey gave his blue counterpart a reassuring grin. He then led his brother over to what appeared to be a stage in the center of the park. A huge sign hung over the stage.
Gibson read the sign aloud, "'Hover Burger Eating Contest. First prize is two tickets to the new Jumping for Danger tourist attraction, located on Shuggazoom's east side by Tigris Falls and Monkey Canyon.' Sprx, what is the meaning of this?"
"It means that you are going to win us the grand prize," Sprx smiled devilishly, "and are going to go bungee jumping with me."
"What! No, not in a million years!" Sprx held up the picture, or otherwise blackmail. "…Fine, I'll do it."
"Welcome one and all to this year's annual Hover Burger Eating Contest!" The spokes person said. The crowd cheered, while Gibson just sat their nervously.
'I hate hover burgers. Why am I doing this?' He then looked at Sprx and scowled. 'I'm going to kill him.'
"Are our contestants ready?"
"Alright then, on your mark, get set, GO!" The other competitors began gorging meat at an alarming rate, while Gibson just stared in disgust.
"Eww. You expect me to eat this! It isn't even organic! Do you people even know what good food is?"
"Gibson! Eat the burger you ass!" Sprx then had an idea, "Gib-son, Gib-son, Gib-son, Gib-son, Gib-son, Gib-son," the crowd began to cheer along.
The blue monkey sighed; he took his first bite, 'This…this is really good!' He then continued his meal as a properly mannered English man would.
"Come on you Brainiac! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" The crowd cheered.
Sprx gave his brother an encouraging/threatening glare. Eye to eye, black met black… then black met photo, and the ultimate pig fest began. Five burgers, six burgers, seven, eighteen, twenty-two, thirty-one…
"And the winner is….Fat Albert! Congrats my man!" A husky male with black hair and brown skin, a red shirt and jeans went up to claim his prize. "An astounding record of fifty hover burgers! Give it up for our new champ!"
Sprx clapped silently in the crowd. 'I'd love to see that guy go bungee jumping. I bet the rope would break.' Sprx laughed at his own joke.
"And thanks to a generous donation, we are happy to give five coupons for free hover-burgers at the fair café to Gibson, with an astounding forty-five hover burgers! Congrats, Gibson," he help the prize out, waiting for the monkey to take it, "…Gibson?"
'Where is that fat-head?' Thought Sprx.
Unknown to everyone, the champ was in the restroom next door, spilling his guts out, "Never. Again." He then continued his episode in the park toilet.
Okay, I don't really have an excuse for not updating, so I am going to be honest. I got lazy, and didn't feel like writing. However, I'M BACK BABY!