heys! my first attempt at a oneshot, so i figured i might as well write about the characters everyone seems to be writing about (to appeal to majority, i guess). just to say that i don't own Bleach and if i do, i might as well be flying on the back of an overfed duck right now.

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'Matsumoto.'

'Um, sir. How did you know I was outside your door?'

'Reiatsu, stupid.'

'Oh.'

'Matsumoto.'

'Yes, sir.'

'Don't come in.'

'And why not?'

'I want to sleep.'

'Oh.'

'Go away.'

'But I—'

'Matsumoto.'

'Yes, sir.'

'You're trying my patience.'

'I'm sorry.'

'Good. If you're sorry then go away.'

'I'm sorry.'

'Then go away and leave me alone.'

'I'm sorry.'

'Go. Away.'

'I'm sorry.'

'IF YOU'RE SO SORRY THEN LEAVE ALREADY!!'

'I thought you wanted to sleep.'

'I still do.'

'Then why're you still shouting?'

'Because I can't get any sleep.'

'And why not?'

'Just go away!'

'But I—'

'Matsumoto.'

'Yes, sir.'

'Just go away.'

'I'm sorry.'

'Then leave me alone.'

'I'm sorry.'

'GO. AWAY!!'

'I'm sorry.'

'LEMME HAVE SOME PEACE, WILL YOU?'

'I'm sorry.'

'Shut up then.'

'I'm sorry.'

'MATSUMOTO!!'

Said shinigami dropped all the paperwork at the door of the room and fled for her life, probably wishing she'd never died.

END

hope you liked it!
hm...maybe next time i should try writing about the 11thdivision...