LbN: Hello! This was the first request, coming in from Andromedaa, who asked for an OT3 fic with Harry Ron and Hermione. This Bud's for you A!
Forever the Golden Trio
"Ow!" Harry yelped, snatching his hand away from the frying pan.
Ron flipped another egg and turned his attention to his husband, who was pouting and running his hand under the tap.
"Knock it off you big baby," he smiled. "You've barely even got a red spot." He turned the water off and kissed Harry's finger. "Now come on, we have to get breakfast ready. You can take care of the juice if you don't want to burn yourself again."
Harry stuck his tongue out at his grinning husband, but went to pour the juice. With one last chuckle at his slightly dramatic lover, Ron went back to cooking. As he was frying the tomatoes, he heard a noise on the stairs. Turning around, he was confronted by a serious dilemma. At that moment, he wasn't sure whether he wanted to kiss Harry for buying the lingerie or Hermione for wearing it. Purple lace boy shorts and a tank top clung to her body as she descended the stairs, rubbing her eyes.
"What are you two up to?" she asked. "I heard Harry yell. Ooh, breakfast!"
"We were trying to surprise you," Harry blushed as she sat down and took a glass of pumpkin juice. "I burned myself."
"You two are so sweet," she said, kissing his injured finger. "Ron did all the cooking, didn't he?"
"Hermione Granger Weasley Potter! Are you insinuating that I can't cook?" Harry chuckled, taking a plate of potatoes from Ron.
"I'm not insinuating anything. It's a well known fact. And must you call me by my full name?"
"Only when you're in trouble," Harry nodded.
"To be fair, we did discuss only keeping one of our names," Ron reminded her as he sat down with the rest of the food. "You're the one who didn't think it'd be fair."
"It wouldn't," Hermione told him. "We made this threesome permanent; we're using all of our names."
"Our poor kids…" Harry mumbled.
"Maybe we can just flip a Galleon for each of them," Ron laughed. "Or go in order: Granger, Weasley, Potter, Granger, Weasley, Potter, Granger, Weasley, Potter."
"Umm, who at this table is having nine kids?" Hermione asked.
"You," the boys grinned.
"Merlin's balls I am!" Hermione shook her head. She took a couple more bites of food and rose from the table. "I'm going to see Ginny and Tonks today, want to come?"
"I always want to come," Harry said, wiggling his eyebrows. Ron laughed and milk came out of his nose.
"Okay, so you're staying here…" Hermione rolled her eyes. "I need to get ready; it okay if I dodge dishes?"
"Course love!" they nodded. Giving both boys kisses, Hermione ran back upstairs. Once she was gone, Ron leaned over and planted a large kiss on Harry's cheek.
"What was that for?" The Boy Who Lived asked.
"For having great taste in lingerie…" Ron smiled and continued to eat his breakfast.
LbN: Hope you liked it. The other chapters will be longer; this was just the intro. Right now, I'm planning four more chapters for this story. We'll see where this goes though. Send reviews, mmmkay??