o.O I do not believe what mine eyes is telling me... THEY KILLED MY
LITTLE PURPLE REVIEW BUTTON! (cries)
Neji: (rolls eyes) You got a new one.
HK: (sniffles, rolls his eyes back) But it's not as COOL... no one's gonna wanna touch it!
Neji: (sticks eyes back in, gives HK a strange look) Okay... just focus on your fic!
HK: (nodnod) OKAY! I has missed another weekend I do believe, and I is SORRY. November's always a little hectic for me, but I'm doing my best!
Neji: Weren't we supposed to be introducing the new chapter?
HK: Yes, yes we were. And now, because she's the last one left from your team...
Neji: It's Tenten's turn.
HK:... I wanted to say it. Meanie. So; What's Tenten's Kryptonite?
Neji: And today's disclaimer idea came from... someone with a very long name?
(Kankuro and Temari are standing side by side)
Temari: Kankuro do the disclaimer!
Kankuro: ... okay.. HK doesn't...
Temari: Why did you steal my makeup again?
Kankuro: Uh, well, I was all out?
HK: Bicker later, you have a disclaimer to finish!
HK: ... (hides behind Neji)
graduating and meeting her teammates, Tenten was designing her
various weapon scrolls. Lee and Neji were watching her, and
contemplating each other. Eventually, Neji sighed, walked over, and
sat beside Tenten.
"What are you doing?" She looked up, then shrugged.
"I'm making new summoning scrolls. I'm gonna need them now I'm a kunoichi!" Neji blinked, then looked down at one of the scrolls.
"So... do you want any help?" Tenten frowned, a little surprised, then smiled.
"Sure!" Lee jolted to his feet, marching over.
"Allow me to assist you too, Tenten!" Tenten smiled at him too.
"Sure! We should be able to work together now that we're a team, and now I'll be done in half the time! Just put down a summoning jutsu for anything you think might help!" She SHOULD have known better, and in later years she would, but for now... her scrolls did get done very fast.
next day, the team had their first training match together. As usual,
Neji started the day with what seemed to be a rather large stick up
his ass, but after 3 straight hours of TEAMWORK lectures, he gave in,
and at least kept his mouth shut. This was good enough to satisfy
Gai, apparently, and they got down to some serious sparring. Tenten
reached into her pouch for a new scroll, paused for a moment to
wonder what her teammates had written her, then pulled it out,
assuming that as a scroll from Neji, it was bound to be something
useful. She was, however, sadly mistaken as when the scroll was
opened, instead of some kind of fun and shiny weapon, she was
splattered with green goo. All movement stopped as her teammates
turned to watch apprehensively as she dropped the scroll, and slowly
wiped the goop from her eyes, before turning to glare at Neji.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! HOW IS THAT A 'USEFUL TOOL'?! WHEN DID I ASK YOU, 'hey, make me a scroll that gets me splattered with GOO'!?!?! You were supposed to be HELPING!" Neji flinched, actually backing away a little as Lee moved forward, picking up the scroll and looking it over.
"Uh... Tenten, I didn't mean to..." Lee raised a hand, still looking at the scroll.
"I think I see the problem, Tenten! Look here!" He pointed, and Tenten slowly turned to give him a burning glare of doom.
"What." Lee pointed to a section of the writing.
"Here there is a spelling mistake, so that instead of a chain-sickle, you become splattered with goo!" Tenten twitched, then turned to Neji .
"You IDIOT! DON'T YOU EVER THINK TO CHECK YOUR SPELLING?!?!? It's a SUMMONING SCROLL!!! IT NEEDS TO BE PERFECT!!!!" Neji backed away, hands raised.
"Uh... Tenten..." Gai put a hand on Tenten's shoulder.
"Tenten! You must calm down! Using more than three exclamation points can be VERY DANGEROUS!" Tenten twitched, turning to glare evilly at him, face red with rage.
"I DON'T CARE!!!! HE KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT MY SCROLLS ARE!!!! AND I HAVE JUST BEEN SPLATTERED WITH DISGUSTING SLUDGE, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER STUPID MISTAKES HE MADE!!!! THOSE SCROLLS ARE NOW WORTHLESS!!!! AND ON TOP OF THAT, I JUST STARTED MY PERIOD!!!!!!!" All male eyes went very wide, and they backed away quickly.
Tenten managed to calm down by the end of the day, though it wasn't for several weeks later that her teammates dared to even set foot in her room while she made her scrolls.
Because spelling mistakes are Tenten's kryptonite.
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