OKAY! I know I just posted the last chapter of WTD, but I was inspired when I wrote it, and so continued with this. I hope you like it. CACKLES EVILLY, RUBBING HANDS TOGETHER IN GLEE.

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LAST TIME IN "WHAT TO DO?"…

Just then, Moera walked in making the room go silent.

"So…I see you are done with the first book. What have you decided?" she asked Dumbledore.

RETURNING TO OUR MOTLEY CREW OF PRANKSTERS, PROFESSORS, MUGGLES, STUDENTS, AND VILLAGE IDIOTS…

HEY! I'M NOT AN IDIOT! THAT'S MY FATHER…I'M JUST A HALF-WIT.

SORRY…AND ONE VILLAGE HALF-WIT…BETTER?

YES, THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW BACK TO THE SHOW…

"Nothing has changed. As we all can see…young Mr. Potter has turned out to be a kind and caring young man. I see no reason to change the situation," Dumbledore said, despite the glares he was getting from people.

Moera sighed. "Just so you know," she turned to face the Dursleys. "The reason we're all here is to convince the Headmaster to send Harry to live with his nearest magical relations."

"No more Potter?" Vernon asked gleefully.

"No more Harry," she confirmed.

"Now that's a noble cause! I'm in!" he beamed.

"Excellent."

"What's going to happen now?" Ree asked. "We can't just leave, nothing's changed."

Moera smiled. "Book two is going to happen now!"

A book appeared on the table.

"Thank you, Athena," she said. "You will now be reading 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'."

Ginny shuddered.

"And…I also have a…gift…of sorts for Mr. Potter," Moera smiled at him. "I have…erm…borrowed someone from Heaven for the time being."

"Borrowed?" Harry asked arching a brow.

"Yes," she confirmed. "In fact, he's been begging to come here since he found out what we are trying to do."

"Who is it?" Harry asked.

Moera's eyes twinkled in a way that was uncannily similar to the Headmaster's. "I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to the newest addition to our 'funhouse'."

A man appeared in the middle of the room.

"HARRY!" he cried out happily.

"I don't believe it!" Harry said, grinning wider than he had in ages.


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