Harry James Lupin Black
Why, yes, I am on crack…
This is just a prolouge...
Disclaimer- I wished I owned these characters, but sadly, I just own this crack-filled plot…
I promise that the other chapters will be longer!
"James, I hate you!"
"Com'on Moony! You don't even know what it does!"
"That doesn't matter! You still slip a potion into my drink, then don't bother telling me that you did until AFTER I drank it!" an angry third-year werewolf yelled.
"But Moony!!" James insisted.
Remus shook his head. "Fine, what does it do?"
"It's a male pregnancy potion!" James beamed.
"I. Hate. You. Never speak to me again." Remus glared at his former friend.
"Oh lighten up; I slip potions into your drinks all the time! Besides, this one probably won't work!"
"That's not the point!! You still gave it to me!!"
"Relax, it'll only work if you sleep with another guy, and that's just ridiculous!" the raven haired boy pointed out.
Remus blushed. "I still hate you!"
"But you didn't deny it! Moony's a poof!!" James shouted at his friend.
"Shut up! Am not!!"