An: As some of you may have noticed... seeing as you're reading this... I've decided to update! *gasps* Yes I know it's been... well, coming up on 4 months... I have to say I'm

sorry for not updating... life just tends to get in the way...

anyways, I've disabled the Renesmee option in my idea poll... I have my own reasons for not doing that one, but mostly they're moral things that didn't

occur to me until now... (If you haven't already guessed, I'm not exactly an "older teen", try "young-ish-middle" heck, I don't even qualify for reading "M" rated fanfics, I only

fit in "T") Sorry for my rambling, on a side note, feel free to suggest another idea for Renesmee's

chapter...

Alice P.O.V.

The strangely addicting sound of adhesive sticking to the wall filled my thoughts as I continued with my fun...

(Flash Back) "Jazzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This way! I want to see the new office supplies!" I yelled, pulling my husband, whose arms were overflowing with bags of clothing and various objects I really didn't

need, toward the newest store in our town... Who knows what compelled me to go

in... All I knew was that as soon as I saw that lovely, pink, glitter display... I just HAD to have those! (end flash back)

The stupid mutt's screaming sounded through my ears, bringing me out of my lovely trance.

"HELP ME!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE! GET THESE DARNED THINGS OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!" I walked over and shoved another sticky note in his mouth.

"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob." I muttered shaking my head back and forth... "When will you learn to never resist Alice's plans and learn to LOVE glittery pink unicorn-fairy-mermaid-hybrid sticky notes... I

mean come on! you loveRenesmee, why not these? they're hybrids too!"

By now, he had dislodged that sticky note and, choking on glitter, trying to wriggle towards the door, still wrapped in his iron chains.

I merely walked over and grabbed his ear restraining him.

"Where do you think you're going mister! If it wasn't for you, I could be upstairs with Sam, Seth, and Quil painting my nails. But NO! I have to babysit the puppy who refuses to let me have my fun!"

"ALICE! You think this is fun?!?!? You've covered the entire Cullen household in ridiculous post-its, not mentioning what you did to your poor family... If it wasn't for these chains I think I would

re-admit you..." He shook his head, fanning dark,un-colored hair in my face. That's

when inspiration struck!

"TIME FOR BARBIE JACOB TIME!"

Sam P.O.V.

"NOOOOOOOO SAVE ME!!!!" I could hear Jacob's pathetic annoying screams coming from Ali's bathroom as she did something to his hair... All she had said was that it involved sticky notes and

some super glue...

"GEZ Jacob! Can't you just SHUT UP for ONE minute?! Seriously, we're trying to listen to Cascada in here!" Seth yelled, looking up from his Cosmo Girl magazine.

AN: yeah, yeah, I know it was short... I'm going to update again soon... much sooner than 4 months I can tell you that... anyways, Please Review... that is if you want too...

~Belle~