It's Dark In Here

By

Carter Crazy

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"Hey Carter?"

"Yes Sir?"

"It's dark in here"

"I know Sir"

"Why is it dark Carter?"

"Cause there's no lights on"

Silence

"Did the sun blow a fuse?"

"No Sir"

"But you said it was dark"

"No Sir, you said it was dark"

Silence

"Hey Carter"

"Yes Sir?"

"Why did the Sun blow a fuse?"

"It didn't"

"Then why is it dark"

"Because it's night"

"Oh"

Silence

"Something touched my leg!"

"It was me Sir"

"Who are you?"

"You don't know?"

Silence

"Are you my conscience?"

"No Sir"

"Are you the Jaffa from my toilet?"

Sighs

"Yes Sir, I'm the Jaffa from your toilet"

"Hey Jaffa what is you favourite food?"

Pauses

"I not going to even dignify that with a response"

"Why not Jaffa"

"It's Carter, Sir"

"Carter?"

"Yes Sir, it's Carter"

Pauses

"You ate my Jaffa!"

"No Sir, I didn't eat your Jaffa, he went home"

"Oh, who are you?"

Sighs

"Carter, Sir. My name is Carter"

"Carter?"

"Yes Sir, Carter"

"You know I used to have a friend called Carter"

Sighs

"Yes Sir, I know"

"Hey Carter"

"Yes Sir?"

"It's dark in here"

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