No Assumptions Please

by The Violent Tomboy

Inspired by/Based on/Ripped off of The Assumption Song by Arrogant Worms

Recommended to read out loud for better effect

I have no idea whether to raise or lower the rating

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Naruto was training on top of a rock

His feet were so shaky, just like his poor…

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...hands.

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Sakura came around, a little past four

In her nurse uniform, she looked like a…

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...capable medic.

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He looked battered and hurt, she thought on the grass

She reached for her skirt as to pull out her…

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...first aid kit.

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She bandaged his face and said he looked sick

Then she looked down and bandaged his…

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..wrist.

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He was happy and cheerful and thanked for his luck

Then he asked Sakura if she wanted to…

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..eat.

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They went to get ramen, Naruto's in bliss

The broth was so yellow it looked just like…

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...lemonade.

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The ramen was tasty, he said with a grunt

Sakura was sighing and rubbing her…

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..head.

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Then he did something dumb so he got some hard hits

They bounced when she smacked him, her bouncy pink…

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..hair.

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She kept punching him hard 'til she saw the clock

She said she was late before grabbing his…

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..collar

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She shook him hard 'til his eyes were closed shut

When she walked away, he stared at her…

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...back.

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This poem is now over, you'll review if you're kind

This poem isn't dirty, not like your mind.

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Shame on all of you people. What'd you think this poem was about?