"Well, well, well as I live in breathe, Humphrey Dumpty," Chuck Bass scoffed as he stood in front of Dan. "What on Earth are you doing here? You know Serena doesn't condone of even give stalkers the time of day."
"Uh, I'm actually not here to see Serena. I'm here to see you."
"Me? Now why would you be doing that?"
"Well, I know you don't care about me or my life for that matter…."
"I don't think of you at all," Chuck interrupts Dan.
"Right, I knew that. But I've been thinking about me and my future. I have a feeling its going to be pretty grim if I keep up the image that I have right now."
"You mean, the "I'm so good I can't do anything wrong" image?"
"Yeah, that's the one. So I think it's about time for me to expand my horizons and come out of my shell."
"You're not gay, are you?" Chuck asked out loud.
"Heh," Dan laughed. "Now that's just way out of my comfort level. No, I'm not gay. I just want to live a day in the life of Chuck Bass. I want to see what an evening out on the Upper East Side will be like."
"Well I'm sure my sister gave you enough of that when you two were dating."
"Actually, we never went anyone near Manhattan when we went out. She normally came to Brooklyn and hung out with me and my family."
"Aww, how sweet," Chuck said. "Thanks for that tale of the day and the life of Serena and Dan, the mundane years."
"So you'll show me a night in the life?" Dan asked with a hopeful look on his face.
Chuck stared directly into his eyes, trying to see what Dan was thinking.
Was he really coming over here to see the life of Chuck Bass? Does he really want to walk on the wild side? Impossible. There has to be a trick to this whole thing. Oh well, Chuck thought. I guess I could give him a try. It'll be interesting, that's for sure.
"You are so lucky I'm bored," Chuck said with a hint of evil. "Get into the elevator before I change my mind. You're in for one hell of a night Humphrey."
Dan smiled and tried not to skip the ten feet to the elevator. I can't believe it, Dan thought. He's actually going to take me out. I didn't expect this to happen at all. I wonder what it's going to be like. I wonder if I'm dressed well enough. I wonder if I'm thinking way too much into this. Oh hell Humphrey, stop thinking about it. It's going to be fine.
Chuck walked into the elevator after Dan with the smuggest smile you could ever imagine on his face. Dan Humphrey had no idea what he was getting into.
Spotted: Chuck Bass and Lonely Boy bonding? We'll see about that.