Inuyasha Q&A Chapter 8: Very short Q&A and Inuyasha Idol!, an inuyasha fanfic

Disclaimer: I own no character and no song that may occur during this Q&A chapters. But I do own my self, YAY! I say regretably that I do not own my friends or famile, they own themselves, and I did change their names on this. Sorry I took so long to update, I was busy writing stories to go on Quizilla, school (shudder), and swim team practice.

Mizuki: Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: What do you want you shrip?

Mizuki: 'Ey! I am not short you faggy-ass basterd!

Sesshomaru: (sigh)

Kagome: (comes in) Fighting again?

Mizuki: Naw she-it sherlock.

Inuyasha: Hey, you brat! Don't talk to Kagome that way!

Mizuki: Sit!

Inuyasha: (flinches)

Nothing happens...

6 1/2.

2....

1 1/2........

Inuyasha: (falls to the ground)

Kagome: How'd youdo that?

Sango: Yeah, I thought Kogome was the only one who could do that...

Mizuki: Simple. I own all.

Everyone: O.O

Seshomaru: I want to go back to Japan.

Mizuki:(sarcastically) I would have never guessed.

Miroku: I think I'd rather have the Q&A...

Every one but me and Miroku: ¬¬

Mizuki: Exellent idea....fluffy?

Seshomaru: ¬¬ What?

Mizuki: Who's the first reviewer?

Sesshomaru: Forget it. I've played this dumb human game for far too long. No, no, no, no.

Mizuki: (puppy dog eyes)

Sesshomaru: No.

Mizuki: (puppy dog eyes with puppy whimper)

Sesshomaru: No.

Mizuki: Cencored you. We can do this the easy way, or you can join my Twillight-hating cousin, Osama in the hospital.

Kouga: What the cencored did you do to you cousin?

Mizuki: (eye shift) Nootthhiinngggg.......

Inuyasha: O.e

Sesshomaru: the first reviewer is Numb Anime Chick.

pretty much every one: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mizuki: I really don't think they like you very much....Anywayz.

Well, I have sad news...

Everyone: (stops in anticipation)

MY PENCIL BROKE!! DX

Everyone: (anima fall)

Oh yeah... YOU UPDATED!! :D (Finally) Sadly, I only have one comment. (Waits for InuYasha people to stop crying, then realizes that you guys are laughing) Damn you all...

Mizuki- Your Q&A is one of the four Q&As that were made because of my YuYu Q&A. (The other three are Naruto, Furuba, and Pokemon)

I've been reading them, and they're awesome, but it's SO MUCH READING!! (is dead)

Preety much everyone: Yay!!!!!!

(then comes back to life)

Pretty much everyone: Fuck.

Mizuki: Don't you feal loved, JJ? Wow, I feel bad for you by the way. And I think it's enough reading just reading your Q&A, but you have to read three...well you don't have to, your just nice enough to. (Stops every one with a frying pan before they can comment)

Oh yeah... GIR'S AWESOME!! :D (dies again)

Mizuki: That is sososososososososososososososo true. He'd be my homeboy if he wasn't my sister's already. Unfortuantly that's all there is from her.

Everyone: Yesssssss.

Mizuki: Next reviewer-

Everyone: Dammit.

Mizuki: -is hitntr.

Everyone ('xept me): (gasp) a new reviewer!

Mizuki: Will you all stop that!

Everyone exept me: Stop what?

Mizuki: that!

Everyone 'cept me: What?

Mizuki: That! Talking..ya'know, simotaniously and stuff. Any way, he/she comments:

haha, that was pretty funny. :) Not one for daring or anything so I wont but I am enjoying reading this!

Inuyasha: O.e Who in there right minds will think that this Q&A is good?

Mizuki: Maybe he/she isn't in their right mind...

Komgome: ¬¬

Mizuki: ¬¬ to you too. Any way....hmm...who should it be to read the next reviewer?

Everyone: Why would we want to do that?

Mizuki: ...it's the last reviewer.

Inuyasha: Really? Who is it?

Mizuki: Charliechick...

Inuyasha: Dammit. I knew there'd have to be a catch.

Kagome: (sigh) I'll read it.

Mizuki: (In a whiney voice) Noooo it's no fun when you volenteer. Shippo, you read i-

Shippo: Sur-

Mizuki: Yeah, never mind. Naraku?

Naraku: No.

Mizuki: Exelent. (brings out Tetseiga)

Inuyasha: How the hell did you get that?

Mizuki: (in a creepy voice) I have my ways....

.......5 minutes later.....

Naraku: No! Get the hell away!

Mizuki: See? That's how you get things done. I don't now why you guys couldn't kill him in the anime.

Everyone but me and Naraku: O.e

Mizuki: (in a sweet voice) Now, (in admeonic vioce) read!

Naraku: Ch-Charliechicks first dare is:

lol, okay!!

Koga and Miroku: Go to my profile and read the twilight story I wrote. Then act it out. Koga can be Edward and Miroku can be Emmett.

Miroku and Kouga:????

Mizuki: Wow, an Edward and Emmett skit, this can't be good. (goes on computer with Miroku and Kouga)

5 minutes later....

Emmett...erm....Miroku and the evil toaster.

chapter one: Emme-Miroku has a dilema.

Mizuki: I don't own this story, Charliechick does.

Muroku: (walks out of his house in a forest in Forks while raining. He thinks:)'Hmmm…I wonder what's for dinner tonight…no wait vampires don't eat dinner, 'cause we're too sexy and we're dead. I wonder if Edward will come shopping with me tomorrow…' (turns to the house) HOLY CRAP!!!! THERE'S A TOASTER ON MY FOOT!!!"

Kouga: (jumps up from behind a tree) HOLY CRAP!!!! THERES A TOASTER ON YOUR FOOT!!!!11!!ONEONE!1ONE1ELLEVEN!1LETS MAKE TOAST

Miroku and Kouga: (runs around in circles)

6 hours later....

Miroku: So, we've finally come to a conclusion...that nothing could be achieved by running in circles and we have to try something else in order to get the toaster off your foot.

Kouga: Yep.

Kouga: How about I pull it off cause I have lots of smexy, strong, smexy muscles

Mizuki: (cough)you wish(cough)

Kouga: (glares)

Miroku: That's a great plan!

1 hour later...

Kouga: I used all of my smexy powers to try and get the toaster off your foot. But it's not working!!!!!!

Kouga and Miroku: (run around in circles)

3 hours later...

Miroku: So, we've come to a decition...that the only way to get the toster off is to go to the duckors and get in removed!

Oh noez!

Kouga: Uhh...should we continue to the next chap.?

Mizuki: Depends if Charliechick wants that. I'm to lazy to mess. her so we'll just do ch.2 next chappy if she wants us to. Anywayz, on wid da Q's!

Kagome: Why do you always wear your school clothes? Wouldn't you wear something a little more apropriate when going back to the feaudat era?

Kogome: I-I don't know. (blushes) I-it's just more convenient.

Mizuki: Stop lying, Kagome.

Kagome: W-What?

Mizuki: Fine. You don't want to answer, I'll answer for'ya. She dressed like that for Inuyasha!

Around the room: (gasp)

Mizuki: psshh, pansies. You're'll as dumb as the teachers in anime Japan are perverted? I mean really, why would they have girls where such short skirts? They're all as perverted as the preist!

Miroku: I'm a monk.

Mizuki: Shud'up preist.

Miroku: I'm a-

Mizuki: retard? Yeah, we all know.

Inuyasha: Owwnnneedddd!!!!!!

Mizuki: Shut up. Who said I wanted you on my team?

Every one else: powned.

Mizuki: Anywayz, since none off y'all got the balls to do it, I'll read the next Q-actually dare.

Everyone but me: Fuc-

Mizuki: No cussing, dammit!

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru- Do the 50's jive together to 'candy man' by Christina Aguilera'. Shesshoumaru can be the guy. Make sure everyone is watching.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: (glare) I fucking hate all of you

Mizuki:(snaps camera) Awww, brother-sister moment!

Sango: O.O Who's the girl?

Mizuki: They both are. It wouldn't sound as cool if I said sister-sister moment. Now (plays candy man on sterio)

Naraku: Isn't that JJ's sterio?

Mizuki: nnnnnnooooooooooooooo.....Now, dance you monkeys!

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: (starts dancing idiotically and stupidly)

Mizuki: I ment dance the 50's jive, retards!

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: (start dancing the 50's jinve stupidly)

3 hours later...

Inuyasha: When is this song done?

Mizuki: Oopsies, I keep replaying it (stops music)

Inuayasha and Sesshomaru: (drop to the floor in exhaustion)

Mizuki: Psh. Pansies. Anywayz....that raps up todays chapter/episode! Don't forget to review and ask questions to me or my friends or any of the characters of Inuyasha, dead or alive! Sorry if it ain't that funny. I'm having a stpidity block, I've been having them a lot latly. An-OH i ALMOST FORGOT. I know that this one isn't as long, so we're goin to have..a contest! Besides asking Q's this chappy, you can also vote on who you want to win the...Inuyasha Idol!

Inuyasha: What! You said nothing about a contest. This is so dumb and I'm not doing it!

Mizuki: Fine, Inuyasha. You can go first.

Inuyasha: Wha-

Narrator: Wecome to the first ever, Inuyasha Idol!(waits for applause to die down.) Nine lucky contesdents will get a chance to show off there voice as the reviewers vote (along with asking Q's/dares) First up, Inuyasha, singing: Saving Me!

Inuyasha: What?!? I don't know this song! I don't know the lyrics or anything!

Mizuki: Suck it up pansy. I chose each song that fit the characters personality and such. This song was..somewhat ment for you. Act like your singing it to Kagome!(wow, I actually said something nice. I must've been drunk then...at first, I thought about telling Inuyasha to sing I Hate Everything About You, and telling him to sing it to Kagome...)

Inuyasha: Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
all I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
And say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And all I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Hurry I'm fallin'

All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be

And say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth savin' me
Hurry I'm falling

And say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth savin' me

Crowed that came out of nowhere: Whoot! Whoot!

Simons: Well I think he sang absolutly atrosious. I never want to hear you sing ever again!

Mizuki: Luckly he's not the one judging. An-pedophile!(smack Miroku)

Miroku: It was worth it.

Mizuki: You can go next¬¬

Miroku: But I don't wan-

Narrator: Next up, is Miroku, singing: It's Not My Time

Miroku: How do yo do that?

Mizuki: I have my ways. And I thought this song would be good for you 'cause of your windtunnel.

Miroku: Looking back at the beginning of this
And how life was
Just you and me and love and all of our friends
Living life like an ocean
Now the currents slowly pulling me down
It's getting harder to breath
It won't be too long and I'll be going under
Can you save me from this
It's not my time,
I'm not going
There's a fear in me
It's not showing
This could be the end of me
And everything I know
Oh, I won't go
I look ahead to all the plans that we made
And the dreams that we had
I'm in a world that tries to take them away
Oh, but I'm taking them back
All this time I've just been to blind to understand
What should matter to me
My friend, is laughing at this life we live
Is not what we have, it's what we believe
It's not my time
I'm not going
There's a fear in me
It's not showing
This could be the end of me
And everything I know
Oh, It's not my time
I'm not going
There's a fear in me
Now I know that
This could be the end of me
And everything I know
Oh, I won't go
I won't go
It might be more than you believe
It might be something you can't see
It's not my time
I'm not going
There's a fear in me
It's not showing
This could be the end of me
And everything I know
It's not my time
I'm not going
There's a will in me
Now it's gonna show
This could be the end of me
And everything I know
I won't go
There might be more than you believe(x2)
There might be more than you can see
It's not my time
I'm not going
There's a fear in me
It's not showing
This could be the end of me
And everything I know
It's not my time
I'm not going
There's a will in me
Now I know it
This could be the end of me
And everything I know
I won't go

I won't go!
No I wooooon't gooooo down!

Audience: Woot! Woot!

Miroku: Yay! I'm liked!

Mizuki: Actually, they're programed to do that after every preformance.

Miroku: T.T

Narrator: Next, we have Kagome, singing: Hot 'n Cold.

Kagome: Dammitt, Mizuki.

Mizuki: What, I thought it was like you telling this to Inuyasha.

Kagome: Hm. true.

(music starts)

Kagome:

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS like a bitch
I would know

And you always think
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know
That you're not gonna change

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a rollercoaster
Can't get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down, down, down, down...

Audience: Whoot! Whoot!

Mizuki: Boo.

Kagome: X'.

Mizuki: Suck it u-

Narrator: Next, we ha-

Mizuki: 'Ey, who said you can cut me off like that!

Miroku: So, Mizuki...dosen't control the big voice from above?

Mizuki: Wha? Of cource I don't. Where did you get that from?

Miroku: Well..it's just tha-oh, nevermind.

Mizuki: Mmmkay...continue.

Narrator: (clears throught) As I was saying, next up is Sango, singing: Slipped Away.

Sango:

Na na
Na na na na na

I miss you
Miss you so bad
I don't forget you
Oh it's so sad.

I hope you can hear me
I remember it clearly.

The day you slipped away.....
Was the day i found
It, won't be the same
Oh

Na na
Na na na na na

I didn't get around to kiss you
Goodbye on the hand
I wish that I could see you again
I know that I can't ooooooooooooh
I hope you can hear me
Cause I remember it clearly

The day you slipped away...
Was the day i found
It, won't be the same
Oh

I've had my wake up
Won't you wake up
I keep asking why.
And I can't take it
It wasn't fake it
It happened you passed by

Now you're gone
Now you're gone
There you go
There you go
Somewhere I can't bring you back
Now you're gone
Now you're gone
There you go
There you go
Somewhere you're not coming back

The day you slipped away...
Was the day i found
It, won't be the same
Oh

Na na
Na na na na na

I miss you.

Auduence: Woot! Whoot!

Miroku: That song fit Sango as nicely as her slayer uniform

Everyone exept Miroku: ¬¬

Narrator: Next up is Sesshomaru, singing: Me Against the World

Sesshomaru: ¬¬

Mizuki: What? You gotta admit ya' don't got many friends.

Sesshomaru: ¬¬

Mizuki: Fine, idc, just sing.

Sesshomaru: We're not gonna be
Just apart of their game
We're not gonna be
Just the victims
They're taking our dreams
And they tear them apart
'til everyone's the same
I've got no place to go
I've got no where to run
They love to watch me fall
They think they know it all

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I've gotta prove them wrong
Me against the world
It's me against the world

We won't let them change
How we feel in our hearts
We're not gonna let them control us
We won't let them shove
All their thoughts in our heads
And we'll never be like them

I've got no place to go
I've got no where to run
They love to watch me fall
They think they know it all

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I'm gonna prove them wrong
It's me against the world
Me against the world

Now I'm sick of this waiting
So come on and take your shot
You can spit all your insults
But nothing you say is gonna change us
You can sit there and judge me
Say what you want to
We'll never let you in

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
Me against the world

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I've got to prove them wrong
They'll never bring us down

We'll never fall in line
I'll make it on my own
Me against the world

audience: Whoot! Whoot!

Mizuki: Damn, I wish I never progrmaed the audience.

Narrator: Next up is, Naraku, singing-

Naraku: F*ck no I'm not.

Mizuki: Remember what happened earlier, Naraku?

Naraku: (gulp)

Narrator: As I was saying-

Mizuki: Continue!

Narrator: ¬¬ Next up is, Naraku, singing: The Batty Rap

Naraku: ¬¬

Mizuki: You gotta admit, it doesn't fit you, but dose at the same time...

Naraku: Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic,
Potato in a jacket,
Toys in the attic,
I rock and I ramble,
My brain is scrambled,
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal

I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified,
Vivosectified and fed pesticides,
My face is all cut up
My radar's all shut up
Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up,
I'm Batty

It seems to have no effect doctor

They used and abused me,
Battered and bruised me,
Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me,
So hear my Batty word,
And excersise a little prudence,
When dealing with humans,

*people talking*
Phone call Mr Darwin
All the graduate students please move closer..
scapel, more nitrous oxide
The eye makeup when inserted rectly seems to have some effect
Remove the brain cap
You notice by dipping the bat in a series of pain..
After a 6 hundred packs of cigeretts
The animal seems to exhibit some..
I said orally
OMG I'm reading by my genitals
Insert the electro.. we're losing him
Seems to have no effect doctor
Wait, get me another one.. get me another animal!
Look professor they dance up and down just like elvis
Fine, strap him down, if he moves medicate him,
Medicate him, medicate me!
Seems to have no effect doctor
Thank you nurse,
Why don't you ever call me?
*people talking*

Doesn't seem like animals comprehend any pain,
They just get used to it!

Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap,
I'm ready to snap,
I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips,
And jock itch,
Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch,
But now I can't stop it,
I'm Batty...

I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic,
I'm Batty...
Its my batty rap
Shave his head its just and animal!
My batty rap..
If you just take a little off the sides
Who's Batty? Moi

Audience: (Is laughing histarically)

Naraku: grrr.

Mizuki: Wow, they don't just appluad...Any wayz...

Narrator: Next is Kagura, singing: Stuck

Kagura: Mmkay

Mizuki: See? She doesn't whine like a pansy like all of y'all do.

Kagura: I can't get out of bed today
Or get you off my mind
I just can't seem to find a way
To leave the love behind

I ain't trippin
I'm just missing you
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean

You kept me hanging from a string
Why you make me cry?
I tried to give you everything
But you just gave me lies

I ain't trippin
I'm just missing you
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean

Every now and then
When I'm all alone
I be wishing you would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool
There's nothing I can do..
I'm such a fool
For you

I can't take it
What am I waiting for?
My heart's still breaking
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinking of you
It's true
I'm stuck on you

Now love's a broken record that's
Been skipping in my head
I keep singing yesterday
Why we got to play these games we play?

I ain't trippin
I'm just missing you
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean

Every now and then
When I'm all alone
I be wishing you would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool

Every now and then
When I'm all alone
I be wishing you would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool
There's nothing I can do..
I'm such a fool
For you

I can't take it
What am I waiting for?
My heart's still breaking
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinking of you [x2]
It's true
I'm stuck on you

Mizuki and audience: Whoot! Whoot!

Sesshomaru: You actually like something?

Mizuki: Yeah, her's was better than any of yours in my opinion...

Sesshomaru: You're just saying that 'cause she's the only one who coaperated-

Mizuki: You do know that song is meant to be song for you, right?

Sesshomaru:...stop changing the subject.

Mizuki: You're the one changing the subjec-

Narrator: Our final contestet is, Mizuki-

Mizuki: What? Wtf? I wasn't suppose to sing?!?!

All anime pllz: (sncikers)

Mizuki: I fuckin' hate ch'all.

Inuyasha: We kinda got that when we first met you.

Narrator: Our final contestent is Mizuki, singing, Grow Up.

Kagome: (rolls eyes) of course.

Mizuki: This is who I am
and this is what I like
GC, Sum and Blink and
Mxpx rocking my room
if your looking for me
I'll be at the show
I could never find a better place to go

until the day I die I
promise I wont change
so u better give up
I dont wanna be told to grow up
and I dont wanna change
I just wanna have fun
I wanna be told to grow up
and I dont wanna change
so u better give up
cause I'm not gonna change
I dont wanna grow up

I like to stay up late
spend hours on the phone
hangin out with all my friends
and never being at home
I'm inpoilte and I make fun of everyone
I'm inmature but I will stay
this way forever

until the day I die I
promise I wont change
so u better give up
I dont wanna be told to grow up
and I dont wanna change
I just wanna have fun
I dont wanna be told to grow up
and I dont wanna change
so u better give up
cause I'm not gonna change
I dont wanna grow up

Audience: ....

Everyone else: ...

Mizuki: cencored you all.

Narrator: That's it for the Inuyasha Idol! Please, cast you votes, reviewers as you ask you Q's, an-

Mizuki: Ah-ha! We finally found you!

(me and the other Inuyasha peeps walk into a little room)

Inuyasha: (cracks knuckles) you've bugged us for the last time!

Narrator: Oh, Fu-

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

~You are curenly expeirencing static on you computer screen~