Terra Dirtbag

(Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus)

1

Her name is Garnet

I had a dream about her

She's a princess

I've got a play due in half an hour

Oh how she rocks

In a flowing white frock

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

*

'Cause I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby

I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby

Listen to Tantalus group baby with me (Tantalus: Oooh…)

2

Her guardian's a prick

He brings a sword with him

And he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth

That Queen Brahne's a fool

And he's not so cool

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

*

'Cause I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby

I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby

Listen to Tantalus group baby with me (Tantalus: Oooh…)

**

A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing

A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing

3

Man I feel so bold

We're gonna kidnap the princess but

Lo and behold

She's running over to me

This must be fake

My tail starts to shake

How does she know who I am?

And why does she give a damn about me

(She's saying)

***

I've got to get out of Alexandria baby

Kidnap me will you don't say maybe

I'm just a Gaia dirtbag baby like you.. (Tantalus: Oooh…)

**

A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing

A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing

Disclaimer

"Teenage Dirtbag" is a cute song by Wheatus, which, when you change the lyrics, kinda fits with Zidane. Hope you like it.