I do not own any of this except Yuki, Kyo, Dan, Ayume and Kate
Do not play code of duty during work hours-Yuki
Dan: bang you're dead
Den: you killed me!
Kate: your dead already stop play games that you shoot each other in.
Pokémon are not real and reasons for slacking off work just so you can be the 'master'-Kate
Silvia: I wish they were
Den: Then I'd summon charmander and burn Dan
Dan: My geodude would crush you
Kyo: Ayume is better at Pokémon than you are
Elusive wolf: I deny that!
Do not date humans-Yamamoto
Elusive wolf: I know someone who married a human
Kate: I don't even want to know
Just because the unseated barracks are not patrolled by officers, does not give you a reason to have parties-Kate
Parker: But its fun and no one knows about them
Dan: I do
Ian: Yeah but that's because you organize them
Shunsui: Do you have sake at your parties
Dan: Yeah it's not a party without sake
Kate: Anyone caught having a party in the unseated barracks will have their services volunteered to 1st division for a month. You have been warned.
Do not make up scenes in public view with bleach action figures, Yamamoto found it highly un-amusing that he had an Aizen figure stabbing him-Sasakibe
Ian: Who did that?
Kate: I don't know but when I find out someone will be sorry
If the budding artists of 14th division could stop making yaoi Doujins featuring influential
captains and vice captains it'd be appreciated-Cherryblossom
Parker: who choose such a stupidly girly screen name?
Dan: a girly girl
Cherryblossom: I'm too busy to deal with such common fools
Silvia: I like the name it's very pretty
Ian: you would you're a girl
Elusive wolf: sexist
Do not dress up like a ninja and flash step to show off your 'awesome ninja skills'
Little_bee: would they like to volunteer for some expierence
Dan: poor fools
If you are temporally assigned to the Gotei 13 for a time, follow the Gotei 13 rules-Kate
Kate: Henry yes this means you
Misunderstood: But I hate 1st division!
Kate: It's only temporary
Silvia: Captain Gooey scares me
Parker: The short one froze my hand to the wall
Hitsugaya: What'd you say...
Yuki: I have no problems
Dan: Of course you're with 3rd
Ian: Hi ya...ain't it sunny and...
Kate: This is supposed to teach you something, not how to get drunk!
Silvia: Yeah and to hate science
Kenpachi you cannot have a tiger as a pet, please don't send me request like that again-Kate
Ken chan: why not?
Kate: Just no...
Ayumes new kitty: Because we don't want one running loose around the serentai
Due to recent orders that all 14th members have to have a regular yearly physical with Captain Unohana of 4th, DO NOT hide from the me-DoctorLady
Hitsugaya: Oh god who tryed that
Den: $10 says Dan
DoctorLady: Really all that over a physical am I really that scary
Elusive wolf: ...maybe...
DoctorLady: Ayume chan really!
Ukitake: She has a point Retsu
Misunderstood: See the captains agree she is scary!
DoctorLady: Vice captain Haru your appointments next week