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"Isabella Swan"

Don't trip, don't trip. I carefully walked across the stage, grabbed my diploma, and scurried off. I breathed a sigh of relief and grinned in anticipation. I walked quickly to the back of the auditorium where a CD player was hidden under a chair.

"Emmett Cullen"

Suddenly the lights dimmed and a spotlight focused on the stairs where Emmett would walk up to the stage on. I pressed play on the player and the speakers on the walls boomed with music.

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans Jeans
Boots with the fur With the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo She hit the flo
Next thing you know

Emmett danced across the stage wearing striped pants pulled up over his stomach and knee high socks.

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Emmett pantsed the principle and grabbed the dimploma from the now shocked principle before dancing off the stage. As soon as he was off, the lights turned back on and I pressed stop. It was deathly silent in the room. Every eye was turned to the pants-less principle. Then Emmett's booming laughter filled the auditorium. After a few moments, everyone (except the principle) joined in. Jasper (who was working the lights) and I walked back to our seats while everyone was distracted. After pulling up his pants, the red faced principle signaled for the next name to be called.

"Alice Cullen"

Alice walked gracefully across the stage with a sign taped to her back.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only YOU can feel the warmth.

I cracked up at the sign and the principle's confused face.

Ah, the joy of graduation.

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