Bella was making a beautiful paper-mache dinosaur

Bella was making a beautiful paper-mache dinosaur. It was not working. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!, why isn't this coming out right! I am sooo frustrated!" what Bella did not realize was that she was really having behavioral issues so Jasper actually had to leave (ragging emotions all that stuff). Edward rushed into the room. "What's wrong love? Is something bothering you?" "Gahh, stupid evil mache! I dispisete it!", then Bella promptly left the house out the back door in a fit of rage and despair. Edward, completely lost for words, run after her to help through her aggravations. What he didn't take into count was his speedy, quick, lighting fast, zesty, vampire speed and the fact that bella closed the glass sliding door. Boom! Crash! – Sound of glass hitting the floor- "Oh, dear" said Esme. Meanwhile…

In the woods, Bella was completely delirious. She picked up and ant off the ground and put a leaf on it's back saying "Lookie! It's a super-antie! He's wants to be accepted into the Wonder Pets!" "Whats going to work? Teamwork!!"

Edward was franticly serching through the woods trying to find bella. Off in the distance he hear a faint sound he listens harder he hears some one singing "LALA LA LA LALA LA." He soon discovered Emmett skipping with a basket of flowers in one hand and the other was an apple. He was wearing a blue checkered dress with white stockings with blue Mary Janes. Meanwhile…

Back at the house, Alice, who was cocooned in a blanket reading a fashion magazine, when she saw Emmet. She was laughing so hard that she fell right off her bed and on to her buttocks. She could hardly breath. Not that she needed to. Meanwhile…

Jasper was at Wal-mart looking for waffle irons when he saw these football cookie cutters and a floor lamp for 8.79! "Oh my goodness! This is a totally awesome floor lamp!" he was getting really bizarre looks from random Wal-mart shoppers. "I must buy this floor lamp!" then, taking the floor lamp in one hand and with the other pointing in the air super-man-style he said "TO THE CASH REGISTER! TO PURCHASE MY FLOOR LAMP OF WONDERS!" The people nearest him were giving him even odder looks and quickly (practically running) moved to the other side of the store. Meanwhile…

Rosalie was wondering why alice has been laughing for 30 minutes straight. She went up to alices room, where she found alice curled in a ball in the middle of the floor. "What happened that has you laughing like a banshee for the past 30 minutes?" In between laughs and getting enough air alice gasps out "wonder pets….emmet ….singing…. Dress… jasper….lamp…. wonders…."

Bella meanwhile had been running (and tripping) with Anitie the Junior Wonder Pet chanting "What's gonna work?" Teamwork!" she made it all the way to Wal-Mart in this fashion.