Dear Santa

Ok people this is Shadows letter to Santa but it has swearing so if your underage plz go away! .

Disclaimer: Shadow belongs to Sega/Sonic Team and Santa belongs to whoever the hell made him up!

Oh and this is like when Shadow is 12 years old (yes he is little!)

Dear Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school .I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with the neighbors. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave the little quiff across the street so many toys he can't even walk in to his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA next year you'll find out just how bad I can be, YOU FAT COCKSUCKER.


Little Shadow

Me: Lol so what did ya think plz R&R!

Shadow: That fat prick!

Me: Calm down Shadow.