Kay so this is my little fanfic replacing The Cullens Go On Vacation! Because I Have A Serious Writer Block for that. So All Of Them Are OOC. If You Like It Review!

Disclaimer I Do Not Own Twilight Or Any Characters From It! Also, Its After BD So Spoilers Are In Here

Jake Calls Nessie(Nessie Jake)

Ring, Ring, Ring

Hello?

Hi!!

Hi, Jake what do you want?

I wanna talk to you!

Jake?

Yes?

Did you eat Seth's sugar cube stash?

Ummm Mabeh..

Did you?

Umm…

Jake?

Yes Mabeh No! I Gotta GO!

Hangs Up

Weirdo.