Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Nor his sexy shirtless body. Ugh.
A/N: My first attempt at writing English fanfic, ever. Random. Drabble thingy. I really hope this idea hasn't been used. As for any illiteracy you might find, please excuse me, and check my profile for further details.
UPDATE: Fixed some mistakes that annoyed the crap out of me.
The twenty-six-year old Uchiha Sakura was neatly folding her fresh-laundried clothes when her son walked to the room.
"Mommy, Mommy!" called the infant, approaching his mother with wobbly steps.
"What is it, darling?" she sighed, sweeping him into her arms. He seemed so happy about something, for he couldn't stop bouncing up and down in his mother's lap. She examined his face and noticed that he was chewing something.
"What do you have there, sweetie?"
"It's gummy, Mommy!" he shrilled excitedly. "Sweet gummy. Strawberry gummy!"
Her eyebrows furrowed. What strawberry gummy?
"Here, let mommy see it,"
She tried to pull his tiny chin down to get a better look, but the boy resisted, jerking his head away. Then she started tickling him and it succeeded; he burst into adorable chuckle and thus spitted the thing inside his mouth.
Which made her jaw dropped at the sight of it.
The man, who was lounging on his favourite couch after a particularly tiring mission, winced at the booming voice of his wife.
"Sasuke! Come here at once!"
He groaned and, very half-heartedly, strode over to his bedroom.
"What?" he snapped.
Sakura picked the rubbery, red-coloured stuff to his husband's eye level. The fruity flavoured substance that was originally covering it had been entirely replaced by spit.
"Look at what our son's been chewing,"
Now it's his turn to be eye-widened in shock.
She had let her son down to put both of her arms on her waist, glaring fiercely at him.
"How could you be so irresponsible, leaving it lying around? You should have put it somewhere safe!"
"How should I know he was going to eat it? It's obviously not a candy."
Sakura rolled her eyes. "He's a two-year-old, Sasuke, what do you expect? Of course this would look like a candy to him!"
"Well, be thankful then I haven't use it!"
As his parents argued, the oblivious little boy travelled around the bedroom with his tiny feet, absorbed in his own adventure. After ten minutes worth of arguments, Sasuke finally said, rubbing his temple, "Fine, whatever, woman. I won't leave it lying around anymore. Just… throw that thing away."
Sakura chucked the saliva-drenched object into the garbage bin and back to her laundry-folding, all the while making a mental note to check and recheck the bathroom for some other inappropriate things her son wasn't supposed to find.
The next morning, Sasuke was preparing his equipment for tomorrow's mission as his son ran to him, shrieking with joy.
"Daddy! Daddy!" he hugged his father's leg, asking for attention. Sasuke lifted the toddler to his arms. "What's the matter, buddy?"
"I find something, Daddy!" he said cheerfully.
"What is it?"
"Another gummy!" he happily showed something in his hand that looked like a white tiny basin made of rubber, before shoving it into his mouth.
Sasuke's eyes popped out.
You do know what both items are, right? There's a reason why it is rated T, people... :)
Anyway, thanks for reading. Reviews are always welcomed.