I know, I know

I know, I know. It's madness. I entirely blame Thorn. DAMN HER ONESHOTS!

Disclaimer-I don't own Naruto, or Pokemon cards. Hoshi belongs to Thorn. Don't hurt me.

Why I'm Not Allowed to Either
Why Gaara can't play Pokemon cards

"Come on! I want a game!"
"Alright, alright…" said the ninja. Gaara shuffled out two decks of Pokemon cards, handing one to the ninja.

They started playing.

A few turns later…

"Hippowdon uses Desert Funeral!"
"But… it doesn't learn it…"
"Hippowdon. Uses. Desert. Funeral!"
"But it can't use i-"
"DESERT FUNERAL"

"Aww… that's the fourth one this week…" said Gaara, looking at the blood all over his cards.

And so the Kazekage banned Gaara from playing again. And he swore a solemn oath.
"I swear I shall dedicate my life to death now my cards have been taken!" yelled Gaara.


Years later…
"As my first act as Kazekage, I declare a card tournament!" said Gaara. "I'll use my fighting types."

The people groaned.

"Now, where to get a Mew…"
"Hey, bro, I hear Hoshi has one…" said Temari.
"Hmm… get me the phone."

Hehehehehehe... there may or may not be more.

Short, i know.